"He does have Republican values. Is it going to make a big splash with his current identification as a vampire? That's only for the voters to decide."

"He fed off me, and it felt really good" is only one of the best quotes from this piece on Republican presidential hopeful, and self-proclaimed vampire, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey. For the rest, you'll have to watch the whole thing:

No doubt he'll quickly learn the lesson espoused by Jay Laga'aia's liberal, pro-human vampire Senator in Daybreakers, "Being a vampire and a politician, it can be hard to make friends."