According to the Augusta Chronicle, there is apparently going to be a 12-team whites-only basketball league called the All-American Basketball Alliance. Because you can't be all American if you have any of that yucky black/foreigner blood, get it? "Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play," says the league's initial press release. From the article:
Don "Moose" Lewis, the commissioner of the AABA, said the reasoning behind the league's roster restrictions is not racism.
"There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," he said. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."
Lewis said he wants to emphasize fundamental basketball instead of "street-ball" played by "people of color." He pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas' indefinite suspension after bringing guns into the Washington Wizards locker room, as examples of fans' dissatisfaction with the way current professional sports are run.
"Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?" he said. "That's the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction."
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This sounds like an elaborate joke, not a real thing. There's nothing in the article to tell us anything about the sponsors or the credibility, so my vote is that the reporter got suckered, sort of like the Chinese reporter who carried an item from the Onion that Congress was going on strike until they relocated to Tennessee and got a retractable dome on the capitol building.
It's Georgia. Anything is possible. I don't understand why there has to be only Real White Americans to play b-ball that is based on fundamentals with stringent rules of conduct. Excluding the folks you believe to be a problem doesn't help fix the problem.
My homeroom teacher played in that league in the late 40s. He played pickup games w/ us in the 70's. He was a jovial, 5'11", 270lbs when he played with us and none of the varsity players could guard him. Had a weird, deadly 2 hand set shot from behind his head that he could launch in about 15 milliseconds. Thanks for reminding me of him, haven't thought about him in years.
It's all chromosomal. Word has it that they traced Pete's ancestory back tens of thousands of years and it turns out he had a little black blood in him. Or, if you prefer, his original ancestors 5000 year ago were Ice Adam and Eveshika.
No one can figure out where the hell Byrd came from.
That was suppose to be 5000 year(s) ago. And for those of you unfamiliar with old, great white basketball players, there were only a few besides Pistol Pete: Larry Bird from Indiana and Robert Byrd from West Virginia, to name a couple.
(which was not me calling him a nihilist, but, rather, I was literally wondering if he might have accidentally stumbled on the definition (meriam, wiki, etc.) while googling his posts, which are currently throwing the word around like it's going out of business)
Heh...I played church league a couple years when I was growing up. The church I played for was almost entirely white, but there were hella black guys on the team. LOL
Fuck you, Warty, for not using the preview button.
Anyway, the fact that they're talking about putting a team in Augusta of all places is a dead giveaway that this is some social criticism stunt. A performance artist of some kind is behind these shenanigans, no doubt. I hope he loses his testicles in a meat grinder.
"I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."
So let me see if I've got the straight: it's not about racism, you just don't like black, brown, and yellow people?
Yeah.
Then:
Lewis said he wants to emphasize fundamental basketball instead of "street-ball" played by "people of color."
So, the real problem is that you don't like losing, huh?
You guys, the only sign that this is fake is that it is too good to be true. All I want for Xmas is for this to actually happen. The ensuing trainwreck will be sublime.
Curious; assuming it makes sense for colleges to fund basketball programs, what is the constitutional rationale for them having separate men's and women's teams?
In a free country, there would be nothing illegal about this. I would be able to start a croquet team with nothing but red-headed gingers if I wanted to, so what?
Odd, the same story was around in August of 2001...this Don Lewis character is probably being paid by the FBI or the Southern Poverty Law Center. This is likeyly a phishing exercise for racist or to come up with good potential patsies to be used later on.
The fundamentals argument is such a crutch for those that need an excuse to hate the NBA. Look at what a college coach recently said in response to Lewis:
"The game has changed through the years in the sense that it is more of an athletic game, but the fundamentals are not eroding."
(source: http://bit.ly/9BxNu4)
It's crazy how the game has changed, but there will always be racism in our lives, no matter if it's in sports on the job. It's how we deal with it, is what counts.
Lewis said he wants to emphasize fundamental basketball instead of "street-ball" played by "people of color." He pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas' indefinite suspension after bringing guns into the Washington Wizards locker room, as examples of fans' dissatisfaction with the way current professional sports are run.
Lewis said he wants to emphasize fundamental basketball instead of "street-ball" played by "people of color." He pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas' indefinite suspension after bringing guns into the Washington Wizards locker room, as examples of fans' dissatisfaction with the way current professional sports are run.
"There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," he said. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."
"There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," he said. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."
Already, I see the seeds of the big Obama comeback!
With a rectal craniotomy, your vision should improve.
Seems to me it's no more racist than the Congressional Black Caucus.
Or Miss Black America. Or LaRaza. Or the NAACP. Or BET.
The Indiana Pacers aren't enough?
Don't forget the Utah Jazz.
Fuck you cracker
Fuck you cracker
Can't wait to see the Birmingham Grand Wizards vs. the Boise Storm Troopers.
South Boston Southies vs. Los Angeles Fuhrmanators
The winner will take on the Nashville Saltines for the championship.
What the fuck?:
"There's nothing hatred about what we're doing"
Speak-a da English? That looks like something my wife's 10th grade students would write.
You are clearly a language elitist.
stupid, just plain stupid.
This sounds like an elaborate joke, not a real thing. There's nothing in the article to tell us anything about the sponsors or the credibility, so my vote is that the reporter got suckered, sort of like the Chinese reporter who carried an item from the Onion that Congress was going on strike until they relocated to Tennessee and got a retractable dome on the capitol building.
You're really going out on a limb with that prediction.
What a great show.
Freedom of association in action.
It's Georgia. Anything is possible. I don't understand why there has to be only Real White Americans to play b-ball that is based on fundamentals with stringent rules of conduct. Excluding the folks you believe to be a problem doesn't help fix the problem.
I wonder if the Washington Generals are going to be a part of this league. They've been getting pounded in the ass by an all black team for years.
Of course its a spoof. Its blatantly illegal. Credulize much?
How about a basketball league for the truly disadvantaged - short people?
They have that now. It's called the WNBA.
I thought that was the all lesbian league.
I'm almost positive that there used to be a league for players 6'0" and under.
Shockingly, I don't think it survived.
My homeroom teacher played in that league in the late 40s. He played pickup games w/ us in the 70's. He was a jovial, 5'11", 270lbs when he played with us and none of the varsity players could guard him. Had a weird, deadly 2 hand set shot from behind his head that he could launch in about 15 milliseconds. Thanks for reminding me of him, haven't thought about him in years.
It's true that white men can't jump, but I am proud of my Lenny Wilkens-like jump shot.
If I wanted to watch a bunch of basketball players who weren't good enough to play with black men, I'd turn on the WNBA.
Damn, Apple beat me to it.
Actually, the interleague match-ups between the AABA and the WNBA would be hella entertaining.
Now that I would watch.
That's the real reason they want their own league. Not because of racism, but because there's no other way they can win.
Their first signing should be that douchebag Kyle McAlarney.
First and foremost, who gives a flying fuck? Besides 3rd-party conrtol freaks.
This will be a perfect demonstration of the market. However, footage of the games could very well end up as a sitcom on BET.
Cue the Benny Hill music...
Correct me if I am wrong but wasn't Pistol Pete Maravich one of the first that played the so-called street ball style?
Yes he was. I was going to Google-image him, but then the White Shadow memories came flooding back.
Next thing you'll tell us is that George Washington Carver did not in fact make the peanut great.
It's all chromosomal. Word has it that they traced Pete's ancestory back tens of thousands of years and it turns out he had a little black blood in him. Or, if you prefer, his original ancestors 5000 year ago were Ice Adam and Eveshika.
No one can figure out where the hell Byrd came from.
That was suppose to be 5000 year(s) ago. And for those of you unfamiliar with old, great white basketball players, there were only a few besides Pistol Pete: Larry Bird from Indiana and Robert Byrd from West Virginia, to name a couple.
Sports fans + police = sociopath smorgasbord.
It's got to be a stunt.
You can say that again.
It's got to be a stunt.
Wow, thats actually pretty funny when you think about it.
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I offer this as a slogan:
"Racist Basketball; it sucks just as much"
Yeah, there's no way this is real.
Side: what the hell is up with Andrew Sullivan's use of the word "nihilist?"
People often misuse words when they don't understand them and the words sound appropriately disapproving.
But he's using it... a lot.
You'd think he'd grab a dictionary, or at the very least stumble on the definition accidentally while googling himself.
(which was not me calling him a nihilist, but, rather, I was literally wondering if he might have accidentally stumbled on the definition (meriam, wiki, etc.) while googling his posts, which are currently throwing the word around like it's going out of business)
At least it's an ethos, dude.
No, zey believe in NUH-SING.
Inconceivable!
"Did you tell them about how our excellent fundamentals make up for lack of dunking ability?"
"Yes! They still laughed!"
I was a fan of The White Shadow as a kid. But they had black kids, including an actor who played with the Globetrotters, I think.
"...for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."
"Fundamentals" is to basketball as "possession receiver" is to football.
The globetrotters should play every team in this league. Then after crushing them on the court, crack wise about their mommas.
there are thousands of all-white leagues that already exist..it's called church league basketball.
That's not fair. The local church league has at least 2 teams from black churches every year.
sometimes the truth is chock full of snark.
Heh...I played church league a couple years when I was growing up. The church I played for was almost entirely white, but there were hella black guys on the team. LOL
God, talk about memories. I used to play basketball for a Serbian Orthodox church league. Needless to say we had a lot of good free throw shooters.
There's no chance that this is for real.
Fuck you, Warty, for not using the preview button.
Anyway, the fact that they're talking about putting a team in Augusta of all places is a dead giveaway that this is some social criticism stunt. A performance artist of some kind is behind these shenanigans, no doubt. I hope he loses his testicles in a meat grinder.
So it's a foul if your feet come more than a foot off the floor while shooting?
So let me see if I've got the straight: it's not about racism, you just don't like black, brown, and yellow people?
Yeah.
Then:
So, the real problem is that you don't like losing, huh?
Got it.
You guys, the only sign that this is fake is that it is too good to be true. All I want for Xmas is for this to actually happen. The ensuing trainwreck will be sublime.
His nickname is Moose. He's just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm. As Jeff Foxworthy would say, he might be a redneck.
Dull, fundamental basketball is what the WNBA is for.
A dreadful combination of racist and boring. Sad.
"Raaaaacist"!!
Guys, seriously. This is way too easy, and we're not watching Keith Olbermann or Sean Hannity... this isn't real.
Curious; assuming it makes sense for colleges to fund basketball programs, what is the constitutional rationale for them having separate men's and women's teams?
In a free country, there would be nothing illegal about this. I would be able to start a croquet team with nothing but red-headed gingers if I wanted to, so what?
True. But it's still laughable.
My sister is a redhead and her name is Ginger.
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Odd, the same story was around in August of 2001...this Don Lewis character is probably being paid by the FBI or the Southern Poverty Law Center. This is likeyly a phishing exercise for racist or to come up with good potential patsies to be used later on.
http://www.birminghamprosports.com/otherteamsbreakouts.htm
What's a "caucasian?"
Nice. And yep -- that's just what this is, too.
I would gladly go join my brothers in Caucasia, if I just knew where the hell it is!
"SALAMI!"
Viewed in the context of the Negro Leagues, it's obviously racist. But viewed in the context of the paralympics, it's admirable.
This sounds to me like one of Joey Skaggs' pranks.
Isn't it money that makes these black basketball players go crazy? So I assumed the white guys will be paid much much less.
Movie: Top Secret
Spy #1: achem... pardon me sir, do you know any good white basketball players?
Spy #2: There ARE NO good white basketball players.
The fundamentals argument is such a crutch for those that need an excuse to hate the NBA. Look at what a college coach recently said in response to Lewis:
"The game has changed through the years in the sense that it is more of an athletic game, but the fundamentals are not eroding."
(source: http://bit.ly/9BxNu4)
Don "Moose" Lewis: Hater of Athleticism?
http://www.comeonhere.com handbag
kobe will be the greatest player from the past and future!
Wow, well I can't really say i'm surprised people will always be racists no matter what, it's just the world we live in.
And yep -- that's just what this is, too.
It's crazy how the game has changed, but there will always be racism in our lives, no matter if it's in sports on the job. It's how we deal with it, is what counts.
Lewis said he wants to emphasize fundamental basketball instead of "street-ball" played by "people of color." He pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas' indefinite suspension after bringing guns into the Washington Wizards locker room, as examples of fans' dissatisfaction with the way current professional sports are run.
Lewis said he wants to emphasize fundamental basketball instead of "street-ball" played by "people of color." He pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas' indefinite suspension after bringing guns into the Washington Wizards locker room, as examples of fans' dissatisfaction with the way current professional sports are run.
"There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," he said. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."
"There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," he said. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."
Don "Moose" Lewis, the commissioner of the AABA, said the reasoning behind the league's roster restrictions is not racism.
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