Reason Morning Links: Obama Mulls Bank Tax, Americans Stop Getting Fatter, Text Message Aid to Haiti

• Obama wants to tax banks to recover bailout money, including banks that didn't receive any help.
• "Welcome to Al Qaeda airlines…."
• U.S. obesity rate plateaus.
• So far, text messagers have donated $2 million for relief in Haiti.
• "It's quite clear that he is 8 years old, and while he may have terroristic tendencies at home, he does not have those on a plane."