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Obama's stimulus numbers

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  1. Heh heh. Pretty damn good. That’s 2 good ones in the last 3 weeks (conspiracy?).

  2. A.

    Extra words can keep spam filters happy.

  3. I bet stimulus money went to pay for that sign, too. The bastards.

  4. Now that’s some funny stuff right there.

    1. I want to heat Art-P.O.G.’s opinion.

      1. I want to heat some food in a microwave oven.

        1. My opinions are like a hot pocket?.

        2. It is 21 degrees here. Where is Warty when you need some heat?

  5. I want to hear anonymity bot’s opinion.

    1. Like the saying goes, ‘Ain’t that the truth’!!

      jess

      http://www.anonpornwmd.uk

      1. Spot-on impression. 🙂

        1. Did you sockpuppet anonymity bot or did you javascript your way to the top of the thread?

  6. I thought it was 1.3 billion dollars spent and 56 jobs created. My bad.

  7. 56 states? Which one didn’t get any new jobs?

    1. New Calorado, and man are they pissed!

    2. It had its jobs *saved*.

  8. Shouldn’t it be “created or saved”, and “57 states”?

  9. I confess; I like it.

  10. Payne hits the lottery with “fishy job numbers”.

    Amusing.
    Timely!
    Nice inking.
    Grade: B

  11. IF the obama administration wants to promote job growth, wouldn’t it make sense to increase SNAP food credit? The food industry would benefit + more job hours.

  12. This is WRONG, and Payne owes the POTUS an apology!

    Obama NEVER said there were 56 states.

    (he said 57.)

    1. But that was back when he was counting Washington, D.C. Then the city council/provisional state government cut off their nose to save their gun control law, so now it’s only 56.

  13. Kinda dumb, but it got a good laugh from me, so it’s much better than most Friday Funnies.

  14. Could have been funnier without the thought bubble from the guy. If I drew it I’d have the guy staring at the poster with a puzzled expression on his face.

    Kinda like those Garfield comics that get way funnier when you remove all of Garfield’s dialog.

  15. uuhhh. that’s stupid, because last i checked there are only 50 states in the US… so.. joke’s on you.

  16. Awesome. This is the best Friday Funny in a long time.

  17. Awesome. This is the best Friday Funny in a long time.

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    Obama’s stimulus numbers

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    Art-P.O.G.|12.4.09 @ 7:21AM|#

    Heh heh. Pretty damn good. That’s 2 good ones in the last 3 weeks (conspiracy?).
    reply to this
    db|12.4.09 @ 7:22AM|#

    A.

    Extra words can keep spam filters happy.
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    Kyle Jordan|12.4.09 @ 7:26AM|#

    Nice.
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    Fist of Etiquette|12.4.09 @ 7:29AM|#

    I bet stimulus money went to pay for that sign, too. The bastards.
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    TheOtherSomeGuy|12.4.09 @ 7:34AM|#

    Now that’s some funny stuff right there.
    reply to this
    .|12.4.09 @ 7:53AM|#

    I want to heat Art-P.O.G.’s opinion.
    reply to this
    zales|12.4.09 @ 9:45AM|#

    I want to heat some food in a microwave oven.
    reply to this
    The Art-P.O.G.|12.4.09 @ 10:02AM|#

    My opinions are like a hot pocket?.
    reply to this
    Troy|12.4.09 @ 10:34AM|#

    It is 21 degrees here. Where is Warty when you need some heat?
    reply to this
    Art-P.O.G.|12.4.09 @ 7:41AM|#

    I want to hear anonymity bot’s opinion.
    reply to this
    capitol l|12.4.09 @ 7:50AM|#

    Like the saying goes, ‘Ain’t that the truth’!!

    jess

    http://www.anonpornwmd.uk
    reply to this
    Art-P.O.G.|12.4.09 @ 8:01AM|#

    Spot-on impression. 🙂
    reply to this
    Rimfax|12.4.09 @ 10:46AM|#

    Did you sockpuppet anonymity bot or did you javascript your way to the top of the thread?
    reply to this
    TP|12.4.09 @ 8:31AM|#

    I thought it was 1.3 billion dollars spent and 56 jobs created. My bad.
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    brotherben|12.4.09 @ 8:38AM|#

    56 states? Which one didn’t get any new jobs?
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    Ska|12.4.09 @ 8:56AM|#

    New Calorado, and man are they pissed!
    reply to this
    Rich|12.4.09 @ 8:58AM|#

    It had its jobs *saved*.
    reply to this
    Jim Bob|12.4.09 @ 8:50AM|#

    I like it.
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    Russ R.|12.4.09 @ 8:52AM|#

    Shouldn’t it be “created or saved”, and “57 states”?
    reply to this
    P Brooks|12.4.09 @ 9:24AM|#

    I confess; I like it.
    reply to this
    Warren|12.4.09 @ 9:27AM|#

    Payne hits the lottery with “fishy job numbers”.

    Amusing.
    Timely!
    Nice inking.
    Grade: B
    reply to this
    Cindy Merrill|12.4.09 @ 9:35AM|#

    IF the obama administration wants to promote job growth, wouldn’t it make sense to increase SNAP food credit? The food industry would benefit + more job hours.
    reply to this
    Ike|12.4.09 @ 9:44AM|#

    This is WRONG, and Payne owes the POTUS an apology!

    Obama NEVER said there were 56 states.

    (he said 57.)

    NO. HE SAID 57 STATES AND ONE LEFT TO GO. SO 58 STATES. IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS JOKE, YOU HAVE TO GET THE NUMBERS RIGHT. NOW FIX IT.

  19. Oops. I accidentally somehow copied like 50 comments instead of only Ike’s…

  20. My only point is that if you take the Bible straight, as I’m sure many of Reasons readers do, you will see a lot of the Old Testament stuff as absolutely insane. Even some cursory knowledge of Hebrew and doing some mathematics and logic will tell you that you really won’t get the full deal by just doing regular skill english reading for those books. In other words, there’s more to the books of the Bible than most will ever grasp. I’m not concerned that Mr. Crumb will go to hell or anything crazy like that! It’s just that he, like many types of religionists, seems to take it literally, take it straight…the Bible’s books were not written by straight laced divinity students in 3 piece suits who white wash religious beliefs as if God made them with clothes on…the Bible’s books were written by people with very different mindsets.

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