The Only American Male With Less Athletic Skill Than I Have Shows He Can Catch a Ball


If you ever get that feeling that you have already died and everything around you is some bizarre virtual afterlife designed to make you figure out that you're no longer on Earth, well, this video will clinch it for you:

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