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Brickbats

Baloney

Reason Staff | 11.13.2009 6:00 AM

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In Franklin County, Ohio, former deputy Joseph M. Cantwell pleaded guilty to two health code violations and was fined $500 and given five years probation. Cantwell gave a bologna sandwich to inmate Joseph Copeland after another inmate had rubbed it on his penis.

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  1. Joseph   17 years ago

    Ew....

  2. beavis   17 years ago

    "tainted"..."blown"...

  3. fish   17 years ago

    Well that's where the mustard was.

  4. Technomist   17 years ago

    Yuk

  5. briareus   17 years ago

    I don't understand why anyone would complain about such a value added approach to inmate sandwiches.

  6. The Extispicator   17 years ago

    I assume the "two" violations refers to the fact that it is a violation to try to make people eat bologna under any circumstance. The penis thing was just a separate violation.

  7. hmm   17 years ago

    Ah Franklin County Ohio. Almost as bad as New Rome. Useless fucking retards^2

  8. Porter   17 years ago

    New Rome doesn't exist any more so there's nothing more to complain about.

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