Undeniable Green Shoot: Jacko Impersonators Doing Boffo B.O. After His Death! Why Not Death Panels for Old Bands? Call It Cash For Clunkers 2!
The AP via Cincy Enquirer reports on the latest economic green shoot, and one certainly that Tim Geithner will be taking credit for. Corey Feldman, call your agent!:
The King of Pop's death has had an electrifying effect on business for those who make their living imitating Jackson in all his moonwalking, crotch-grabbing, tee-heeing glory.
One club proprietor hopes to launch a permanent Jackson show by the star's birthday in late August, and booking agents have seen surges in applications from would-be impersonators and calls for their services.
In a town in which guys made up like Elvis will marry you, serve as emcee at your business conference or sing "Viva Las Vegas" at your private party, Royal Talent, a booking agency for impersonators, said its Michael Jackson act is now the most requested.
Kenny Wizz, who has played the King of Pop since 1984, said: "It's a whole other ballgame. It's like wildfire now."
The Stratosphere recently revamped its billboard and magazine ads for its American Superstars show to feature only Jackson, even though the show includes five performers impersonating other music celebrities.
More here. The best part is that at least 0.00001 of 1 percent of those attending such shows will be driving new cars bought via cash-for-clunkers, and hence protecting the environment. Premature death has always helped energize the art market and between this and talk of government "death panels" that decide who gets access to scarce medical resources, well, let's just say I'd be worried if I were Bob Seeger or Steve Miller.
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That would imply the death of Seger and/or Miller would be premature at this point.
Wow, that is pretty messed up dude. What is up with that??
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I think this whole article was just an excuse for Gillespie to put up that fantastic picture of a porcelain Jacko and Bubbles under glass.
"Bob Seeger or Steve Miller'
First we kill the remaining beatles.
First we kill the remaining beatles.
I buried Paul.
We haven't even been able to effectively eradicate Sha-na-na yet.
First we kill Anonymity Douche.
We haven't even been able to effectively eradicate Sha-na-na yet.
That's just a failure of motivation. Really, who cares?
First we kill the remaining beatles.
RINGO NOOOOOOOO
This illustrates why we need jealth care reform.
If Michael Jackson's unfortunate(?) demise stimulated the economy surely Tito's death would plunge us into a depression.
We must do all we can to ensure that Tito Jackson remains among the living.
I recently went to Vegas (like, the week after Jackson's death) and demanded that we go see the "Dealertainers" because I wanted to play 6 to 5 blackjack while drinking bad whiskey sours and telling the Michael Jackson dealertainer how much I loved Off The Wall (yeah, just like everybody else).
Anyway, there wasn't a Michael Jackson dealertainer there. I recognized a Garth Brooks, a Billy Idol, and an Amy Winehouse, though.
I then realized that it's probably a lot easier to find Garth Brookses and Amy Winehouses in Vegas than Michael Jacksons the week after. The Michael Jacksons would be working the lounges.
Or Industrial.
Jimi Hendrix was last act at Woodstock. Who played right before him? Sha-na-na.
" I recognized a Garth Brooks, a Billy Idol, and an Amy Winehouse, though."
That wasn't an Amy Winehouse impersonator. That was just some homeless crack whore who snuck inside the place.
a Billy Idol
Sadly, that was no impersonator. Just remember kids, "rock the cradle of love" all you like but always have a competent business manager.
Amy Winehouse is not a crack whore!
You are right, it's obviously meth. The dystonia is a dead give-away
SF, you can't fool me! That's a still from Plan 9!
Kenny Wizz, who has played the King of Pop since 1984...
So, how many nose jobs has he had?
So, how many nose jobs has he had?
And can he count them as a business expense on his taxes?
Jimi Hendrix was last act at Woodstock. Who played right before him? Sha-na-na.
You can move to Montana and listen to Santana
But you still won't be as cool as Sha-Na-Na
Well, I'm moving to Montana soon...