Are You a Terrorist? Take Reason's Short Quiz For Answers, Dammit!


According to recent reports issued by the Missouri Information Analysis Center and the Department of Homeland Security (proud sponsors or the Transportation Security Administration), domestic terrorist activity may be on the rise.

Are you part of the problem? Take Reason's short quiz to find out what side you're on—and receive a suitable-for-framing certificate authenticating your disposition.

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