Take the Quiz!

Are You a Terrorist? It's easy to find out!

According to recent reports issued by the Missouri Information Analysis Center and the Department of Homeland Security, domestic terrorist activity may be on the rise. Are you part of the problem? Find out now. This quiz only takes a few seconds and will provide you (and the relevant authorities) with answers, dammit!

1. What is your name (please include all known aliases)?
   
2. What is your email address (optional)?
   
3. Have you ever rejected federal authority in favor of state or local authority?
   
   • Yes
   • No
4. Do you worry about infringements on Constitutional guarantees to an individual's right to bear arms?
   
   • Yes
   • No
5. Do you find yourself sometimes agreeing with Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) or Libertarian Party presidential candidate Bob Barr?
   
   • Yes
   • No
6. Have you ever displayed or looked at a Gadsden flag (the one featuring a coiled snake and the logo "Don't Tread on Me")?
   
   • Yes
   • No

Am I a Terrorist?