Dr. Buttons: Delegate, American
Inside the XCel Center, interviewing delegates, I walked right into New York McCainiac Frank A. Adamo, Jr., who calls himself "Dr. Buttons" because of the chestful of political flair on his medical coat. (He's a retired teacher.) I didn't expect to talk for very long, but Adamo unloaded on topic after topic and I think it's important that you hear what he had to say.
on Joe Biden
He came right out of the army, went right into politics. Been on the public tit his entire life. And he brings up tragedy? Every family has tragedy. Every family. My brother died, my wife died, my daughter had a miscarriage. Life goes on! People go on!
on Sarah Palin
Her daughter gets pregnant? Thirty-eight percent of American teenagers get pregnant out of wedlock. Thirty-eight percent of the girls in the world get pregnant out of wedlock. Come on! When my daughter was 16 years old I sweated. I sweated six years of my life. Because I was hoping that my daughter wouldn't get pregnant if she had any… activities.
on racial diversity at the convention
The local party has speakers, the local organization has speakers. They want to get exposure. They put up a minority or a woman to show these ethnic groups. A latino, a black, four or five blacks, because they want to say they're not prejudiced. Everybody's prejudiced! [ed - He grabs my arm.] Listen to me. We're Italians. Everybody's prejudiced. I was in the army. I got "you dago, you wop, you guinea wop! You carry a switchblade? You in the mafia?" And I would tell them boys, I'm from a steeltown in Pennsylvania. I remember Gettysburg, 'cause we knocked out 51,000 of you scumbags in two days. You're easy. You fuck with me and you see what the mafia's all about.
on Rudy
Rudy Giuliani! If they would've made him the drug czar, Giuliani would have rounded up all the drug dealers in five years. We know who they are. RICO Act! Destroy it. They wouldn't give him the job because they didn't want to build him up. Now Giuliani thought he could be the president. The people of this county aren't ready for Italian, and they're not ready for a black. They'll tell you yeah, they'll vote for Obama! They'll tell all the pollsters. But when they go behind the curtain, watch what happens.
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Uh...thirty-eight percent of teenagers get pregnant? So, 72 percent of all female teenagers? His high school was a lot different from mine.
I don't often hear being in the army being described as "being on the public tit." Also, if I'm not mistaken, doesn't that more or less describe McCain's whole life trajectory (change army to navy)? Has he had a career in the private sector I'm not aware of?
You know, for a guy who looks like a kook covered in buttons,...well, he sounds like an idiot.
Or, change "Biden" to "Frank Adamo, Jr." and "senator" to "teacher*".
*it is remotely possible that Adamo exclusively taught at private schools, thus not hypocritically suckling at the private teat
d'oh, that should be PUBLIC teat...
38x2 is 76.
Expect this brainstem to get his own talk show any time now...
Actually, that will never happen; the guy is too entertaining...
What's Dr. Buttons' position on lawns and whether you should be on them?
Still not enough flair
So not all the crazies are Paul supporters.