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[Lost_In_Translation]

Does anyone have a link to the last funny Friday funny?

[Episiarch]

How utterly weak.

[David (not that one)]

Taxicab Passenger: (dejected) I draw political cartoons, but I can't sell them.

Judd Hirsch as Alex Rieger driving cab: (thinking he may have someone to give his donation to) I love political cartoons, can I see one? (pulls his cab over)

(Passenger hands over portfolio)

Hirsch: Ok... let's see... It's Uncle Sam and the Russian Bear...

Passenger: ...and??

Hirsch: ...and... they're looking at each other...

Passenger: ...and??

Hirsch: ...a... they're angry...

Passenger: ...AND??!!??

Hirsch: ...so... you're saying the US and Russia don't like each other?

Passenger: (grabs back portfolio) There! Was *that* so hard?!?

Hirsch: (drives away, knowing he won't be giving his donation to this guy)

[Nigel Watt]

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[creech]

Who is signing all this girlie man legislation?

[David (not that one)]

Rename "Friday Funnies" contest...

How about: "Friday's obvious observation, illustrated"

[joe]

I don't get that kind of subtle humor.

[David (not that one)]

Two elephants were setting in a bathtub, and the first elephant said "Can you please pass the soap?"

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[Johnny Nowhere]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Mr. Foghorn Leghorn:

Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

[David (not that one)]

...and the second elephant said, "No soap, radio!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!11!!!eleven!!!

[Colin]

Here's a better cartoon:

http://www.caglepost.com/cartoon/Riber+Hansson/54010/Muzzled+Chinese+Prisoner.html

[Brandybuck]

If you put a duck in a joke, it becomes 15% funnier. It's true. For example, "Why did the duck cross the road?" or "This duck walks into a bar..."

[David (not that one)]

Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. The first duck says, "Can you please pass the soap?" And the second duck says, "No soap, radio!!!"

I dunno, I think elephants are funnier.

[joe]

What did the snail say when he climbed on the turtle's back?

[joe]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

[Regis Carnifex]

What time is it when it's time to go to the dentist?

[Regis Carnifex]

Tooth-hurty!

[Marcvs]

Oh my god make it stop.

[David (not that one)]

...what do you call your act?

"The Aristocrats!"

[kevrob]

Back when Rocky was guv, we used to like to call New York "The Vampire State."

Kevin