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Does anyone have a link to the last funny Friday funny?
How utterly weak.
Taxicab Passenger: (dejected) I draw political cartoons, but I can’t sell them.
Judd Hirsch as Alex Rieger driving cab: (thinking he may have someone to give his donation to) I love political cartoons, can I see one? (pulls his cab over)
(Passenger hands over portfolio)
Hirsch: Ok… let’s see… It’s Uncle Sam and the Russian Bear…
Passenger: …and??
Hirsch: …and… they’re looking at each other…
Passenger: …and??
Hirsch: …a… they’re angry…
Passenger: …AND??!!??
Hirsch: …so… you’re saying the US and Russia don’t like each other?
Passenger: (grabs back portfolio) There! Was *that* so hard?!?
Hirsch: (drives away, knowing he won’t be giving his donation to this guy)
…
Who is signing all this girlie man legislation?
Rename “Friday Funnies” contest…
How about: “Friday’s obvious observation, illustrated”
I don’t get that kind of subtle humor.
Two elephants were setting in a bathtub, and the first elephant said “Can you please pass the soap?”
…
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Mr. Foghorn Leghorn:
Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared ’em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That’s a joke, son. A flag waver. You’re built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin’ ’em and you keep missin’ ’em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.
…and the second elephant said, “No soap, radio!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!11!!!eleven!!!
Here’s a better cartoon:
http://www.caglepost.com/cartoon/Riber+Hansson/54010/Muzzled+Chinese+Prisoner.html
If you put a duck in a joke, it becomes 15% funnier. It’s true. For example, “Why did the duck cross the road?” or “This duck walks into a bar…”
Two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. The first duck says, “Can you please pass the soap?” And the second duck says, “No soap, radio!!!”
I dunno, I think elephants are funnier.
What did the snail say when he climbed on the turtle’s back?
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
What time is it when it’s time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty!
Oh my god make it stop.
…what do you call your act?
“The Aristocrats!”
Back when Rocky was guv, we used to like to call New York “The Vampire State.”
Kevin