Come On Everybody, We Got Quiltin' to Do

I'm going to climb out on a limb and predict better-than-average sales for the new issue of Paranoia.

The article isn't available online, sadly, but the author is Dr. Alan Cantwell. That's this Alan Cantwell, I believe.

The U.S. media have censored all serious discussion of AIDS as a man-made disease, and have dismissed the accusation as propaganda of the worst sort. It is indeed incredible that the biowarfare story has been suppressed for over a decade. However, in the past few years people have been made acutely aware of the "secret" government that runs America and frequently lies to the public. It is now well known that covert agencies such as the FBI and CIA, and clandestine organizations like the Mafia and others, have all influenced the American agenda. These agencies all operate outside the will of the American people.

A second prediction: Cantwell will not become the 301st Obama policy advisor. More on Jeremiah Wright here.

Comments

[Naga Sadow]

Someone needs to tell these idiots that there is no secret cabal. No government inside the government. No matrix-like control organization. The universe is a huge and complex phenomenon where coincidence is far more common than most believe. In sum, the universe is indifferent.

[Naga Sadow]

Oh, and I have all the secret government files detailing the vast AIDS conspiracy. It can all be yours . . . for a price!

[bigbigslacker]

Do NOT subscribe to this magazine. These "conspiracies" are the lies your government wants you to believe.

For more information visit my blog at www.(censored).com

[bigbigslacker]

Fascists!

[Lost_In_Translation]

Weigel double post.

[Agent Mulder]

Laugh all you want, BBS, but how do you explain this article being posted to H-n-R twice, first at 1:36 then again at 1:53?

And of course the 17 minute time difference clearly points to interference by the Bavarian Illuminati.

[joe]

Oh, look, it's the story that's going to decide the presidential campaign.

Funny, I haven't seen it in a while.

[Tim]

Not only is there a secret government there is a secret population.

[J sub D]

It is now well known that covert agencies such as the FBI and CIA, and clandestine organizations like the Mafia and others, have all influenced the American agenda. These agencies all operate outside the will of the American people.

What a rank amateur! He left out the Trilateralists, the Masons, International Jewry, the CFR ...

The good doctor obvbiously failed Conspiracy 101.

[Matthew]

Wow.
As soon as I saw that magazine cover, I thought it yet another mean spirited parody. But no, it's real.

[Episiarch]

"The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts. He ascribes all his failure to get on in the world, all of his congenital incapacity and damfoolishness, to the machinations of werewolves assembled in Wall Street, or some other such den of infamy."

[Aliens Among You]

Fools! You think can reveal our plans without consequences? You think anything will come of your pathetic attempts to thwart us? Have you forgotten about our memory-eraser ray?

Oh, right, of course you have.

[Barack Obama]

I can no more disown Rev. Wright than I can disown my own family.

Well, okay, maybe I can.

Hey, can I borrow that memory-eraser ray?

[JUSTSWAMPGAS]

Only the undercover Yeti Army can save you. (and maybe use condoms when have sex with prostitutes)

[Craig R.]

The more I read about these conspiracy nuts, the more I think it's just a mental illness, what with them72 worrying about "pipelines" in Afghanistan, that supposed "NAFTASuperhighway", and all8 the rest. Put some more tin foil on that hat!

[Anonymous]

Someone needs to tell these idiots that there is no secret cabal. No government inside the government. No matrix-like control organization. The universe is a huge and complex phenomenon where coincidence is far more common than most believe. In sum, the universe is indifferent.

You don't seem to understand the mindset. The government is all-knowing and all-powerful (have you ever looked at the symbology on the dollar bill!?). If only good people ran it, instead of these greedy space lizards and Jews, then we would have free health care and no social inequality.

[mediageek]

Weigel, the headline you picked for this is awesome.

🙂

[msfreeh]

for a partial list of crimes committed by FBI agents over 300 pages long see

campusactivism.org
click on home
click on forum
scroll down to FBI WATCH

[PapayaSF]

I like a good conspiracy theory, but this was always a poor one. First, the virus has been found as far back as the late 1950's, predating by decades any ability to create such a thing. Second, it's unbelievably stupid to use contagious biological agents against part of the population of your own country. Third, AIDS is a very poor biological weapon, being hard to transmit and taking too long to kill people after infection.

The ideas of Rev. Wright and company are so ridiculous they make David Irving's seem convincing.

[R C Dean]

First, the virus has been found as far back as the late 1950's, predating by decades any ability to create such a thing.

As far as you know.

Second, it's unbelievably stupid to use contagious biological agents against part of the population of your own country.

But what do the Chimpluminati care about killing certain, um, elements here in the US? Probably a feature, not a bug, to them.

Third, AIDS is a very poor biological weapon, being hard to transmit and taking too long to kill people after infection.

Bah. What do the Chimpluminati care about long time frames.

The real argument against this being a Massive Conspiracy is that effective treatments were allowed to be developed and released. What self-respecting World Cabal would allow that?

[rgkfjhtg]

you guys laugh at the conspiracy stuff but i believe msfreeh. the guvment does lots of bad shit they dont want us finding out about. most of us are not threatening enough to be conspired against so we are allowed to graze in peace

[joe]

I like a good conspiracy theory, but this was always a poor one.

Agreed. I was always partial to the conspiracy theories about the Klan owning certain businesses. As part of their vast Klan holdings, I guess.

[Douglas Fletcher]

I only believe what homeless people tell me.

[dan k]

If only good LOOKING people ran it, instead of these greedy PURPLE LESBIAN space lizards and MORMON Jews, then we would have free health care, no social inequality, PIE FOR EVERY MEAL, and EVERYBODY WOULD BE THIN.

not nearly screwy enought - Fixed it

[conspiracy_nut]

Yeah, Bayer hasn't been caught injecting hemophiliacs with live HIV, the HIV and its methods of delivery and human contamination aren't patented, and US Patent 5676977: "Method of curing AIDS with tetrasilver tetroxide molecular crystal devices" don't exist. It's all fake and coocoo for coacoa puffs.

[Dan Wright]

HIV - the first virus in history that focused it's attentions almost exclusively on Gays and Africans.