Jesse, We Hardly Knew Ye


Former pro wrestler and Minnesota Gov. Jesse "The Mind" Ventura has issued a definitive statement that he's not going to run for the Senate seat being contested by Norm "Death Warmed Over" Coleman and Al "Whatever Happened to Davis?" Franken. Well, sort of:

"I'll tell you now I'm not going to run at this moment."

Spoken like a true, er, statesman? More here.

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