Chances for advancement, you'll never be a zero!
Choose a job in health care, you'll be a health care hero!
Gov. Ed Rendell (who appears in the video as a talking cardboard cutout) fully endorses the opus:
Who's better than a giant rapping groundhog to get the attention of young people?
I don't know. A Geddy Lee sex tape? A George W. Bush endorsement? Almost anything else?
Via Wonkette, which collected some priceless comments:
This is what happens when writers go on strike.
More lessons we can learn from animals here.