Choose Between a Douche and a Turd…or Die (Special Get Out the Vote Edition)


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I realize it's not breaking news or anything, but last night Comedy Central featured a rerun of the South Park 2004 classic "Douche and Turd," where the kids' choices for a new school mascot are between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.

Given that we are in the early parts of a presidential campaign and will hence face an exactly analagous decision this time next year, I figured I'd send along links to the two rousing songs from the episode, both of which are designed to underscore not just the privilege of voting but the absolute necessity of doing so. Click below to listen:

Get Out the Vote

Vote or Die

Read reason's interview with South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone here.