Marriage is a Sacred Bond Between a Man and a Woman, and a Woman, and a Woman

Would you believe whoremongering Sen. David Vitter was all gah-gah for the Federal Marriage Amendment? Want to bet he gave an emotional floor speech praising the the sanctity of one-man-one-womanhood?

When he gets to "how important those relationhips are in terms of influencing behavior in our society," you're going to wish there was a loud, booming Sports Night season 1-style laugh track.

For another perspective, here's Jeremy Lott on why hypocrisy is perfectly ok.