Dracula Appointed to Run Blood Bank

I can't believe I missed this story last week:

The Red Cross Board of Governors voted [Wednesday] to name IRS Commissioner Mark W. Everson, the nation's top tax man since 2003, as the new president and chief executive of the $6 billion organization. Everson will start next month, a few weeks before hurricane season and just as Congress is expected to approve a broad restructuring plan for the federally chartered agency.

Coming soon: The charity revises its approach to blood drives with a new "withholding" system.