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Is Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a Bullshitter?

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Al Qaeda's Number Three, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, has confessed–boasted, really–his central role in the kidnapping and murder of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl. Mohammed, captured in 2003, has told a military tribunal that he decapitated "the American Jew…with my blessed right hand."

Mohammed has implicated himself in some 31 terrorist plots over the past 15 years, including the first and second World Trade Center bombings. Yet U.S. authorities are convinced that he is lying or at least exaggerating his role in many of them. Here's a rundown of apparent fact and fantasy in the Chicago Sun-Times.

The good news? KSM's capture has almost surely destroyed al Qaeda's capabilities. From another account:

His expertise was never replaced and his absence contributed to the group's transition from a fear-inspiring attack force to a hate-filled voice on the Internet, urging others to wage terror against the West.

"In terms of competence for managing, planning and executing terrorist attacks, KSM was the best in al-Qaida," said Rohan Gunaratna, a terrorism expert and author of a book on al-Qaida. "That's why Osama bin Laden and other important al-Qaida leaders entrusted him with so many operations."

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  1. Aiiiee! I kill Papa Doc with my voodoo! Please don’t hit me any more!

  2. From what I heard, he didn’t actually admit to anything. He just wrote a book saying that if he had done it, here’s how he would have.

  3. Dr.T: further proof that this is a clownshoes operation!

  4. Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Ron Jeremy?

  5. Isn’t Jim Moran trying to get this guy and his buddies into a Virginia work release program?

    Maybe there is a spot for him at the Washington Post!

  6. If he is a big ole bullshitter, is he gonnna run on the republican or democrat ticket?

  7. The Weather Channel outsources weather control to him, and he helped NASA fake the moon landings.

  8. blessed right hand

    He swung a sword one handed?

    Anyway… thoreau, maybe he’s the really killer that OJ’s been after all these years! Finally justice for Nicole and Collateral Damage guy!

  9. cross john belushi
    with porn star ron jeremy
    big shot terrorist

  10. We probably should ask him what really happened to Jimmy Hoffa, too.

  11. If he is a big ole bullshitter, is he gonnna run on the republican or democrat ticket?

    Our comments passed on the wires.

    Maybe Moran is sponsoring him, so my guess is Democrat.

  12. Highnumber not here!
    Not a global warming thread
    Nice try anyways!

    Khalid Sheikh talks big
    He’s pleasured many camels
    VD took his mind.

    Al Qaida sucks shit
    fucking terrorist assholes
    You cannot beat us

  13. for all of today
    I swear I will not comment
    except in haiku

  14. number three terrist [sic]:
    “I confess. I did it all.”
    did they torture him?

  15. i’ll beat the shit out
    of you charles i’ll beat the shit
    out of you with charles

  16. I wonder if his interrogations actually foiled any terrorist plots. Ticking time bomb style, Jack Bauer style.

  17. Dave W.,

    Of course, if they did not do it like it was on TV then it was a big waste of time and money, right?

  18. cross john belushi
    with porn star ron jeremy
    big shot terrorist

    I very nearly shit myself from laughing so hard when I read that. props, high(ku)number.

  19. We probably should ask him what really happened to Jimmy Hoffa, too.

    Not to mention his role in the JFK and MLK assassinations.

  20. “did they torture him?”
    You ask as if they ever
    not torture people!

  21. thank you, I.S.D.
    I have a new name today:
    I’m haiku-number

  22. There’s an emptiness in people like KSM that chills me. It would almost be better if he’d denounced the women and children killed on 9/11 as his enemies, and express joy that he’d killed so many of them. As bad as that attitude is, his the way he shrugs their deliberate murders off – hey, whattyagonnado? it’s war – is even worse. And we’re not talking about accidents or even killings that were unavoidable in the pursuit of some other military target. He can snuff out thousands of lives on purpose, know that he bears responsibility, and not feel like it’s a big deal.

    Fanatics like the kamikazi or even Hamas suicide bombers at least are committing hot-blooded acts, in fits of ecstasy or rage, full of hate for their victims. This guy is just cold and empty inside. He’s like Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs – his doesn’t even hate his victims, they’re just things to use and destroy when it furthers his purposes.

  23. Also, he originally took credit for Obama’s MA parking tickets.

    Then someone whispered in his ear and he was all “Never mind”.

  24. I’m da Juggernaut
    And I got a bitch with me
    My suit is so tight

  25. Q-Tip and Phife Dawg
    need to find a new dj
    for A Tribe Called Quest

  26. I am so confused
    Ali Shaheed Muhammad
    was behind the beats

  27. As bad as that attitude is, his the way he shrugs their deliberate murders off – hey, whattyagonnado? it’s war – is even worse.

    Sorta the way Madeleine Albright, when asked about the possibility that the embargo against Iraq had killed half a million children, didn’t question the number but said “we think the price is worth it.” (Considering all the eggs we’ve been breaking in Iraq and how long we’ve been doing it, we should be getting a really great omelette there any day now.)

  28. the beastie boys are
    adrock mike d MCA
    no sleep till brooklyn

  29. Mr. Steven Crane,
    can you please stay on topic?
    beastie boys are jews

  30. Guy Dienstag and Dave
    do not answer in haiku
    slashdot corn syrup?

    Juggernaut is Crane
    Your weapons will not harm him
    Beat you with your pimp.

  31. I wish him no harm
    we need not get too silly
    I am scared of pimps

  32. Seamus,

    Albright didn’t want to kill any Iraqis. They were “collateral damage,” which she wanted to avoid, and regretted, but saw no other way around. That’s why, even using the formulation she later said she regretted, she considered them a cost.

    So no, that’s not “sorta like” Mohammed purposely killing thousands of women and children on purpose, as the goal of his operations, and then not really being bothered by it.

    Vacuous cheap shot.

  33. I hear that the last words of Julius Caesar were in fact “et tu Khalid?”

    The man was a hell of an operator.

  34. “In terms of competence for managing, planning and executing terrorist attacks, KSM was the best in al-Qaida,” said Rohan Gunaratna, a terrorism expert and author of a book on al-Qaida. “That’s why Osama bin Laden and other important al-Qaida leaders entrusted him with so many operations.”

    In the old days, this country put to good use the talented war criminals they captured, instead of torturing them until they signed a drool-stained confession. Friggin’ amateurs.

  35. Hi haiku number!
    just beat him with his own cane
    like the Juggernaut

  36. ain’t that a bitch i’m
    ketchup zap yo dumb ass bow
    down to a true pimp

  37. demand curve matt damon
    hit and run economics
    at truman college

  38. That picture of him waking up doesn’t do justice to his true stature. He’s in fact a man of wealth and taste who’s been around for a long, long year. He even rode a tank and held a general’s rank while the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.

  39. That picture of him waking up doesn’t do justice to his true stature. He’s in fact a man of wealth and taste who’s been around for a long, long year. He even rode a tank and held a general’s rank while the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.

  40. That picture of him waking up doesn’t do justice to his true stature. He’s in fact a man of wealth and taste who’s been around for a long, long year. He even rode a tank and held a general’s rank while the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.

    No, no, see, it was his wife. She’s sure all that glitters is gold, and she’s buying a stairway.

  41. Hi Doctor Thoreau!
    Will he paint that red door black?
    Hope you guess his name

  42. I will not write posts as haiku!
    I will not post them in a zoo!
    I’ll rhyme my posts like Doctor Suess,
    No matter what says Viking Moose!

  43. I suggest that you
    avoid more embarrassment
    by reading these tomes.

  44. Having a Physics
    PhD does not protect
    from shameful typos

  45. Too good for haiku?
    don’t need your kind anyway
    go back to preschool

  46. thoreau, your momma
    is so ugly that her face
    frightens the mail man

  47. milwaukee elston
    ogden clybourn lincoln clark
    diagonal streets

  48. streets at an angle
    make it very difficult
    when you’re new to town

  49. That picture of him waking up doesn’t do justice to his true stature.

    That is a stupid picture to use. In a couple decades, we will look back at how that picture was used so widely and feel like people feel these days when they go back and look at old Hearst papers.

  50. All Rochester streets
    Make acute, obtuse angles
    So count your blessings.

  51. i am everywhere

    i khalid sheikh mohammed

    i am remorseless

  52. Mohammed has implicated himself in some 31 terrorist plots …

    You need to be more specific with this stuff. I’ve had my fill of street jihad.

  53. Albright didn’t want to kill any Iraqis. They were “collateral damage,” which she wanted to avoid, and regretted, but saw no other way around. That’s why, even using the formulation she later said she regretted, she considered them a cost.

    And KSM didn’t want to kill the kids. They were just in the way of his adult targets.

  54. I play Beastie Boys
    Mother decries noise — jealous?
    Fight for party rights!

    Of which do I speak?
    “You can’t, you won’t, you don’t stop”
    Haikus or Beasties?

  55. The sonovabitch made a baby for Anna Nicole and then killed her too, The sonuvabitch!!!

  56. Seamus,

    “And KSM didn’t want to kill the kids. They were just in the way of his adult targets.”

    No. They were not. They were just as much his targets as the “adults.” Don’t you understand that?

  57. “Khalid Mohammed is the father of every kid in this town!”

    “Khalid Mohammed once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!”

    “One time I was with Khalid in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Khalid goes up to the deer and says, ‘I’m Khalid Mohammed! SAY IT!’ Then he manipulates the deer’s lips in such a way as to make it say, ‘kalidmohammed’… It wasn’t exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'”

    “He’d eat a homeless person if you dared him!”

    “His poop is used as currency in Argentina.”

    “He sweats Gatorade”

    “He once breast fed a flamingo back to health.”

    “He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! …….And he hated irony!”

    “I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.”

    “He sheds his skin once a year.”

    “He did 3 tours in ‘Nam…… I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it’s Ho Tran Mohammed!”

    “I once saw him eat a whole live chicken.”

    “His favorite movie is ‘One on One’ with Robby Benson.”

    “He sleeps eight hours a night! …….. well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.”

    “Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!”

    “Did I ever tell you about the time Khalid took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally Khalid takes me to a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ We sat there for a year and a half and, sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Khalid yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found ’em!'”

    “Khalid Mohammad had a four day heart attack…a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with ricotta cheese.”

    “He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.”

    “He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.”

    “They found $60 in change in his stomach.”

    “He did all the makeup on The Planet of the Apes movie.”

    “He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault.”

    “Khalid drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, ‘All in all, I prefer gin.'”

    “They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Khalid talk in his sleep.”

    “He date raped David Bowie.”

    “He once inhaled a seagull.”

    “The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress.”

    “It was the sight of Khalid ‘s naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.”

    “He once had sex with a cigarette machine.”

    “He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.”

    “He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.”

    “He once ate the Bible while water skiing.”

    “He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.”

    “He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!”

    “You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!”

    “He has dandruff the size of mice!”

    “He jogged with a fridge on his back!”

    “Khalid Mohammad was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!”

    “His first name is Khalid! ……. I’m drunk.”

    “He’s a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.”

    “He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wesson.”

    “He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million.”

    “Did I ever tell you about the time Khalid went hunting? Khalid decides he’s going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives…except Fleagle.”

    “We once had a bachelor party for Khalid. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.”

    “Khalid once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart.”

    “He has a toenail on the end of his penis.”

    “Khalid once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms.”

    “Khalid’s family crest is a picture of a baracuda eating Neil Armstrong.”

    “Khalid ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll.”

    “Did I ever tell you about the time Khalid was in a production of The King and I? On opening night, Khalid chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.”

    “He breastfeeds John Madden.”

    “Khalid named the group Sha Na Na. They did NOT want to be called that.”

    “If you drop a phonograph needle on Khalid’s nipple, it plays the Beach Boys’ ‘Pet Sounds.'”

    “They use Khalid’s foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.”

    “Khalid directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels.”

    “All the Yes album covers are Khalid family photos.”

    “He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.”

    “Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Khalid said it would’ve happened sometime.”

    “Khalid’s semen can form into a liquid human – like the guy from Terminator 2”

    “Khalid still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films.”

    “He thinks that Iron Man is gay.”

    “He framed Roger Rabbit.”

    “The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Khalid – except for the apple tree planting and not raping men.”

    “He gave a handjob to a manta ray.”

    “He uses Old Spice aftershave as nasal spray.”

    “He fashions graven images from frozen seawater.”

    “He brushes his teeth with a meat cleaver and rock salt.”

    “This one time, Khalid burned a CD with nothing but the sounds of his bowel movements and the screams of his manservants. It went triple platinum within the month.”

    “He owns the PAX network.”

    “He thought The Princess Diaries was both charming and sweet depiction of one girl’s emergence from youth into womanhood.”

    “He made Styx BITE IT!”

    “They say he bleeds peppermint vodka.”

    “Did I ever tell ya about the time that Khalid and I took a hot air balloon trip over Los Angeles? Khalid brings an atomic bomb and drops it on the city! Then, he looks at me and says, “It would have happened sooner or later.”

    “The movie Deliverance was based on Khalid’s experiences as a kindergarden teacher.”

    “His memoirs are tattooed on Ruth Buzzi.”

    “He’s producing Battlefield Earth 2”

    “He recieves radio messages from Mars on his scrotum.”

    “His big toe is holding up Australia.”

    “He took The Blair Witch to his senior prom.”

    “He makes N’Sync keep Chris.”

    “He invented the Cleveland Steamer.”

    “Most people don’t know this, but Khalid Mohammed has children! This one time, he was banging a hooker and wouldn’t ya know it, his semen shoots straight through her tailbone, up through the ceiling and into the sky where it hit a plane! Nine months later, every woman on that plane had Brasky’s children! When they tried to get child support… he paid it every month.”

    “His pubic hair was woven into the Sri Lankan flag.”

    “His favorite actor is Greg Kinnear.”

    “His middle name is Julian.”

    “He uses live elk for toilet paper.”

    “His cover version of Limp Bizkit’s My Way appeared on the soundtrack for Titanic. The pope himself thought the song crackled with energy but he didn’t like the sound of burning preschoolers in the background.”

    “Did I ever tell you boys about the time that Khalid Mohammad wanted a World Series ring? Wouldn’t ya know it, but Khalid kills the entire starting lineup of the 1998 New York Yankees! All except Clay Bellinger. They beat the Atlanta Braves in four games. Khalid was the MVP.”

    “He pisses farm fresh orange juice.”

    “He makes his grandchildren call him “The Anal Astrologist”.”

  58. Five years we torture

    Secret trial false confession

    It’s funny ha ha.

  59. Frank Booth,

    I think the Mexicans are on the way to your temple…

  60. Khalid Sheikh, a Mohammedan,
    Claims to be vastly ad hominen,
    Confessing qua pigeon-stool. Pity
    He strains credulity.

  61. And all I’m doing with my blessed right hand is pleasuring an imaginary Jennifer Love Hewitt…

  62. It’s nice to see our leaders have branched out into comedy. A hapless Muslim, held prisoner at Guantanamo, who was only able to last between two and two and a half minutes when subjected to “waterboarding”, confesses to everything ordered by his interrogators. When asked whether anything he said was as a result of torture, his reply is deleted from the transcript; when asked again, he says he was not subjected to any threats, duress or pressure.

    Comments here only allow up to 5 links, which is rather less than the 51 I had incorporated into the following paragraphs. To see the original, go to:

    http://www.takeourworldback.com/short/zionistdenial.htm

    The perpetrators of 9/11 must insist that regular office compartment fires can melt tons of structural steel and partly boil steel members in a skyscraper that was not even hit by a plane. The crooks must assert that Islamic fundamentalists are prone to drinking, gambling, visiting strip bars, and speculating on stock options of companies involved in airlines, reinsurance, financial services, weapons manufacturing, etc. The genocidal Mafia that plotted 9/11 must claim that no one had ever conceived that terrorists might use planes as guided missiles when in fact this had been widely known for years since the “Bojinka plot” and in March 2001 the Fox TV network had aired an X-Files spin-off that involved a US government plot to crash a hijacked Boeing into the World Trade Center, that “suicide hijackers” were simultaneously so skilled that they knew how to turn off an aircraft transponder – but still flunked a chance to fly a Cessna at a flight school and practised piloting a Boeing 757 or 767 with an Arabic language flight training manual on the way to the airport, that airport, train and bus video cameras mysteriously fail whenever Islamic hijackers or bombers are on the job, that it was just coincidence that Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu’s father Benzion was secretary to Ze’ev “Vladimir” Jabotinsky, who founded the Zionist terrorist movement that played an important part in the creation of Israel (e.g. King David hotel bombing, conspiracy to assassinate British foreign secretary Ernest Bevin), or that Bibi was a unit team leader in Sayeret Matkal, an elite special forces unit of the Israeli Defense Force, and just happened to be in New York City in the morning of 9/11 and in London on the morning of the 7/7 attacks (having received advance warning), and is a close friend of Larry Silverstein who, along with Zionist billionaire and “Holocaust survivor” Frank Lowy, just happened to have taken over the World Trade Center lease and ensured the Towers were insured for billions of dollars against terrorist attacks within six weeks of 9/11. And the tin-foil crackpots hold that it was just a coincidence that Rabbi Dov Zakheim had access to Boeings and to the very Flight Termination System incorporating a Command Transmitter that was capable of electronically hijacking a plane and crashing it into a building, no suicide or Cessna drop-out pilots required. Another spooky coincidence concerned the massive Israeli spy-ring that was busted around the time of the attacks, and the five “dancing Israelis” caught celebrating and filming the burning Towers, whilst in possession of foreign passports, box cutters, $4,700 cash hidden in a sock, and a van that tested positive for traces of explosives.

    It is sometimes amusing to see the tangled hoops that the Likud party tries to jump through, claiming that its only wish is for peace, but it is thwarted by Palestinian “terrorists”, “dictatorial Arab regimes”, “Muslim fundamentalism and nazism”, etc. When they quote the Tehran Times’ (2002) compilation of evidence that Israel did 9/11, the Likudniks actually do a pretty good job of proving the Iranians are very much in touch with reality. As Benjamin Netanyahu wrote in his book Terrorism: How The West Can Win, “terrorism is simply too tempting a weapon to be forsaken“. That applies equally to those purporting to be part of a “war on terror”.

    Those who have lost loved ones in the attacks attempt to believe in the Zionist-concocted ‘reality’, but clearly have a hard time imagining how terrorists could be so lucky and governments so inept.

    Suppose there is a middle-aged lady, who has been happily married for 29 years. The first husband dies or disappears, and husband number two takes out a massive $3+ billion insurance policy on her life. It is subsequently found that the first husband’s removal from the scene is linked to a friend and business partner of the new husband. A mere six weeks later, the lady dies in mysterious circumstances in an accident that would not be fatal unless the laws of physics, chemistry and biology were revised – e.g., a small piece of cardboard falls on her head from a height of one foot. Any detective worth their salt should be suspicious, to say the least.

    Bullet wounds to the chest are then discovered, and five assassins – who are linked to husband #2 and his associates – are arrested after being found dancing and celebrating with high fives and with traces of gunpowder on their fingers. “Ah”, the skeptics cry, “a human body is comprised of some highly reactive elements. You have potassium, sodium, calcium, magnesium, iron, plenty of water, and oxygen in the air. Moreover, the body is heated to about twenty degrees above ambient. Isn’t it quite possible that some sort of exothermic reaction occurred, forming the observed bullet holes?” The skeptics then conclude that the death was due to natural causes, after her head was hit by a piece of cardboard at 5 mph. Everyone else marks them down as kooks.

    In short, the official 9/11 conspiracy theory – and the criminals’ defense – is based on junk science, junk psychology, junk logic, junk math, junk history, and junk politics. And for “junk”, read “Khazar”.

  63. The perpetrators of 9/11 must insist that regular office compartment fires can melt tons of structural steel and partly boil steel members in a skyscraper that was not even hit by a plane.

    no, the perpetrators of 9-11 didn’t have to insist on anything. they merely needed to commandeer some airplanes and fly them into buildings where they thought they could kill the most people. if some of the damage was more spectacular than they imagined, well that’s just a bonus from allah (peanut butter upon him).

    once again, south park got it 100% correct.

  64. In the old days, this country put to good use the talented war criminals they captured, instead of torturing them until they signed a drool-stained confession. Friggin’ amateurs.

    Hey, putting Mohammed Goldstein in our latest Two-Minutes-Hate is a good use.

  65. “He thinks that Iron Man is gay.”

    Iron Man is gay!

  66. Oh wow, Poseidon, just wow!

    Man, are all whackjob conspiracy theory tomes written in the same wonderfully urgent run-on style? They all seem to be.

    They also all seem to have the same elegant combination of rumors, untruths, partial truths and irrelevant truths all woven together with utter disregard of logical connections. Couple this with general scientific ignorance.

    Perhaps your post is supposed be read as comedy. I’d be laughing my ass off if it weren’t for the number of people who believe crap like that.

  67. …currant events.

  68. ummmm……ooooookay.
    sounds plausible.

    about the time that monkeys fly outta my butt

  69. snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark

  70. Frank Booth,

    That was weird and wonderful.

  71. I would love to see a government / Zionist version of my post, in which they attempt to ‘prove’ that Osama bin Laden, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and “al Qaeda” did 9/11. It could start out something like this:

    Osama bin Laden, who lives in a cave in Afghanistan, decided to attack the Twin Towers and the Pentagon, because he didn’t like Americans’ freedoms. (At this point, there would be a link to a statement by Shrub confirming that, the implication being that whatever the President says must be true, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a filthy, stinking terrorist.)

    We know who did it because we found the passport of one of them in Vesey Street / a few blocks from the former WTC site. (Here, there would be a link to some news report, and we would have to accept the word of the police, the 9/11 Commission, etc. Zionist logic runs like this: No police are corrupt, Bernard Kerik was a Police Commissioner, therefore Bernard Kerik would not lie about ‘finding’ a passport. Muslims did 9/11, Philip Zelikow is head of the 9/11 Commission, Zelikow is Jewish, Jews =/= Muslims, hence the 9/11 Commission would not lie about a passport being ‘found’. Wiki’s entry on Kerik shows that he isn’t whiter-than-white, having recently been arrested and ordered to pay $221,000 in fines. He is also linked to Rudolph Giuliani, who – along with the prior warning recipient Bibi Netanyahu – is linked to the London 7/7 bombings, having been in London on the morning of the attacks, and in Yorkshire – where the alleged “suicide bombers” lived – the day prior to the attacks.

    The scriptwriters made a blunder over the passport story. First they were going to say it was Mohammed Atta’s, then they decided to claim Satam al Suqami, as Atta had already gotten too much airplay. They then variously claimed “a few blocks away” and “Vesey Street”; unfortunately they got both guesses wrong. The amateur who concocted that part of the story forgot which plane Suqami was supposed to be on; Suqami’s “AA Flight 11” – hit the North Tower approaching from the north, the wind was northwesterly, and consequently the passport should have ended up in Liberty Street to the south. See my analysis here:

    http://www.takeourworldback.com/911/911passport.htm

    … in which I calculated that the overpressure from a hydrocarbon deflagration would not be sufficient to reverse the 300 mph or more forward velocity of the passport, and after exiting the building, air resistance would cause the passport to decelerate and lose height before it had a chance to clear the buildings the other side of Liberty Street.)

    We know it was bin Laden, because he admitted responsibility. (At this point the crooks would provide a link to the ‘confession’ video, but would hope that no one noticed that the ‘Osama’ confessing does not even remotely resemble the real one. If someone did notice it, they would probably have to be smeared as a “terrorist” or an “anti-Semite”. Alternatively, the Zionist Mafia apologists could claim that bin Laden had decided to celebrate the successful attacks by spending his profits from speculating on airline options with a facelift, and then demanding a reversal when he decided it didn’t make him better looking! And all that, from an Afghan cave whilst encircled by Nato forces.

    Incidentally, the principals of the organization behind these terror attacks are psychopathic members of the Khazar tribe. These fake ‘Jews’ are Turkic Caucasians, not Semites. Their latest atrocity, a holocaust in which up to 1 million Iraqis have perished in the last 4 years alone, demonstrates that they are the true anti-Semites. Iraqis – and the original Jews – are Semites.

    The crooks also made a mistake by failing to take the “partly evaporated” steel member from WTC 7 before Dr Jonathan Barnett got his hands on it. A bigger mistake was when an operative decide to take a short-cut, when installing ignition devices for the thermate-TH3 in the WTC 2 perimeter columns. As we saw, too much molten iron had collected at the bottom of a section of column and melted its way through too quickly at the NE corner of floor 81 on WTC 2 because the demolition team did not want to install the devices on Floors 83 (IQ Financial Systems) and 84 (Euro Brokers), and the yellow-orange molten iron could be observed pouring out, much to the criminals’ dismay. See:

    http://www.takeourworldback.com/wtcdemolition.htm for more details.

    There are four possibilities regarding the likes of edna and Isaac Bartram:

    (i) They are on the payroll of the terrorist organization that has bought and paid for the mainstream media and prominent politicians. (ii) They are too foolish, to put it bluntly, to know the difference between relevant truths, irrelevant truths, rumors, and untruths – and have a poor grasp of logic and scientific pinciples. (iii) They are Jews who have been brainwashed into such a state of paranoia that they voluntarily participate in the cover-up of the greatest false-flag attack of the century, possibly after being encouraged by Give Israel Your United Support (GIYUS). (iv) After years of relentless conditioning by the Zionist-owned mainstream media, they have been bamboozled into imagining that Jews are an incarnation of “gods” and can do no wrong.

    Let us be charitable and assume (iv), in which case it is time to explode another myth!

    Zionist Ashkenazi Jews are supposed to be wondrous creatures, whiter-than-white shining examples of human diligence and integrity, who can do no wrong as they selflessly toil to provide goods or services sorely needed by the huddling masses. Yet for some unfathomed, “irrational reason”, they are mercilessly persecuted even to the extent of being placed in gas chambers, whereupon they invariably manage to escape three times or even six times in quick succession by virtue of their sheer wits and charm, and are heavily compensated for having survived extermination. Indeed, some of the more infamous escapees even evade kidnap attempts by those nasty anti-Semitics who are identified when they thoughtfully leave a driver’s license at the scene of the crime, and who said anything about Rudy Giuliani? Such evidence can then be used in attempts to “disable” those naughty anti-Semitic websites.

    Dead parrots are merely “pining for the fjords”; Jewish “holocaust survivors” are really dead but have such empathy for Gentile genocide victims that they give the illusion of sentience as they shuffle around as the “undead”, receiving handsome reparations for their anguish. Some become billionaires, probably as a result of their honest toils.

    But that is the Lewis Carroll version, it turns out. In the real world we have Larry Silverstein’s Runway 69 exploits which allegedly included laundering, assassinations and heroin trafficking. The New York Times even ran a story that the Runway 69 owner was another “Lawrence” Silverstein. For those who weren’t fooled, they could always say it was a (rather belated) Purim spoof all along. Unfortunately, that theory must assert that Haaretz was fooled by the spoof or part of the conspiracy, too. Then Moshe Katsav faces multiple charges for sex crimes including rape, and any national leader bold enough to joke about the matter gets framed for poisoning critics with polonium.

    Ehud Olmert and Frank Lowy are embroiled in the Bank Leumi sale scandal. Frank Lowy was a member of the Board of the Reserve Bank of Australia for ten years and is executive chairman and co-founder of the Westfield group. Back in 2002, Lord Michael Abraham Levy was heavily involved in a “cash for access” scandal in which he was allegedly paid up to ?250,000 by Westfield in return for providing access to British ruling circles. Levy is a prominent Zionist, and as Tony Blair’s “tennis partner” and “Middle East advisor”, is a principal intermediary between Blair and the Zionist / Jewish Mafia. Levy is also a personal friend and “tennis partner” of Ehud Barak. More recently, Levy was arrested (in 2006 and 2007) in Blair’s “cash for honours” scandal. It emerged that Tony Blair had been interviewed by police for a second time over the scandal, but had kept it quiet until after Levy’s arrest and until the authorities could launch another series of dawn raids on Muslim homes as a diversion. Moreover, Downing Street was found to be using a secret, hidden, hacker-proof second email network, designed to Israeli military specifications.

    The Blairs have been mired in a myriad of scandals, one involving Cherie using her influence to try to help Martha Greene’s latest partner Jonathan Metliss in his attempt to lobby for NHS contracts. This is the same Jonathan Metliss who complained of racist chanting at football matches, yet is on the Executive Board of Conservative Friends of Israel, a terrorist apartheid state which, for example, beats up and jails Palestinians for travelling on “Jews only” roads, and punches and kicks women to the floor when they refuse to move to the back of a bus because their clothes are “too revealing”. Martha Greene, who recently registered the domain tonyblairfoundation.org, is the new Carole Caplin: another example of a Jew attracted to the rich and powerful like moths to a flame, or – more precisely – like flies to s**t!

    Somewhere in the omniverse, there is a parallel world where I prefer coffee to tea, pigs have sprouted wings, and the Ashkenazi tribe (or species) are the epitome of saintliness. In our reality, that is an absolute elsewhere like Alice in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass. Apart from the empirical evidence demonstrating that Zionists did 9/11, psychological profiling such as the Khazars’ hedonistic proclivities and Zionist predilection for deception and corruption places them squarely as the prime suspects. It beggars belief that Jews are too noble to perpetrate a crime like the WTC demolition, and “militant Muslims” would have sacrificed their own lives merely to furnish Zionists with the pretext to attack Islamic nations.

    See:

    http://www.takeourworldback.com/short/saintlyjews.htm for latest version including links.

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