And I'm Proud to Be A Mongol Rapist, When At Least I Know I'm Free

Ladies and gentlemen, I present Sen. James Inhofe: the world's worst advocate for climate change skepticism.

I have been called -- my kids are all aware of this -- dumb, crazy man, science abuser, Holocaust denier, villain of the month, hate-filled, warmonger, Neanderthal, Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun. And I can just tell you that I wear some of those titles proudly.

Which of those titles can he wear proudly? Maybe, maybe "Neanderthal," if he's a fan of the 1960s conservative movement's in-jokes. Or maybe all of them, if the insults were flung by particularly bad people. But "Holocaust denier"? OK.