Bruce Tinsley, creator of Mallard Fillmore—the only syndicated comic strip ever to quote me by name, which is almost enough for me to forgive it for never being funny—was charged with DUI earlier this month. Which wouldn't be worth noting if it weren't for the mugshot that appeared alongside the story in the Indianapolis Star:
Mr. Tinsley, I'd like you to meet Khalid Sheikh Mohammad:
How did they catch us? We were on a mission from God!