Axis Bold As Love Prediction of the Night (First Edition, After Watching a Bunch of Bloggers Chewing with Open Mouths)


They've just served dinner here at the CNN blogger bash for the election and the results are in: Bloggers have table manner similar to the Frankenstein monster (without the couth to wear a sports jacket even while terrorizing villagers).

But the truly unmotivated prognistication: The Webb/Allen race in Virginia, coupled with the idiotic anti-gay marriage amendment in a state that is famously for lovers, is the real bellwether state this time around. If Webb wins and the anti-gay marriage amendment goes down like Mark Foley at a Boy Scout Jamboree, we are entering a bizarrely libertarian era in American politics, where the voters are saying enough to an overspending and expansionist state.

Sadly, first in a series of unsubstantiated claims of tectonic political shifts.