The egg harvesters are coming:
A few points, before the harvest begins and the women of Missouri are strapped down and wrested of their ova. Notice the wording: Amendment boosters need "thousands of eggs for their experiments." Poor women "will be deceived by money." (Whatever that means.) Anyone watching would assume scientists are prepared to pay big money for fresh ova. But that would be false, given that the measure in question explicitly bans researchers from paying for eggs.
I could go either way on the amendment, but I'll support anything that stops the onslaught of cringe-inducing ova puns. (I am not immune.) Eggsploitation? Egg in your face? Chicks Protect Their Eggs? Make it stop. For our daughters.