Never too tired to handle the people's business

Brian Ross has all-new Mark Foley transcripts, including one where he double-jerked with his pet page while delaying a floor vote—not, disappointingly, a vote on the Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act :

Maf54: I miss you
Teen: ya me too
Maf54: we are still voting
Maf54: you miss me too

The exchange continues in which Foley and the teen both appear to describe having sexual orgasms.

Maf54: ok..i better go vote..did you know you would have this effect on me
Teen: lol I guessed
Teen: ya go vote…I don't want to keep you from doing our job
Maf54: can I have a good kiss goodnight
Teen: :-*
Teen:

Comments

[K. Toishi]

where is the death penalty when you need it...

[Andy]

The posts on that link sound like he raped a newborn with a pool stick.

[Andy]

The posts on that link sound like he raped a newborn with a pool stick, not engaged in dirty IMs with a full-blown (no pun intended) adolescent.

[Lowdog]

The guy's still an idiot, at the very least, Andy. I agree that any other Congressperson who knew he was talking dirty to underage boys and offering to drink with them should also resign.

It's not like he's talking like any other horny person over his IM's, but if the guys were underage, that's illegal, and the fact he's doing it on the taxpayer's dollar is n additional outrage.

[jaybird]

"The exchange continues in which Foley and the teen both appear to describe having sexual orgasms."

Is there some other kind of orgasm I don't know about?

[jaybird]

"The exchange continues in which Foley and the teen both appear to describe having sexual orgasms."

Is there some other kind of orgasm I don't know about?

[raymond]

Is there some other kind of orgasm I don't know about?

Sure. There's the kind where you fold paper into bird shapes.

It's an art form.

[GILMORE]

The idea of a legislator - currently head of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus - rubbing one out at work, describing his self-flagellation to a teenager via IM, describing his climax - ALL DURING a vote on a "Child Protection and Safety Act"...??

It's too incredibly perfect. It renews my faith in an absurd universe.

"Hoist in own petard" is one of those phrases that rarely applies to a situation exactly, but this is just too rich. Someone is so going to make a great stage-play or short film out of this whole episode.

As a side note - I've never really figured out how people can jerk off and type at the same time. (or why you'd want to?) Or actually, why IM'ing someone is ever 'hot' It's like, less titillating than those spam messge you get for penis pumps. Whatever happened to good old heavy-breathing phone sex??

Which sort of reminds me of one of my favorite Mr Show episodes = the "goodtimey mom & pop" porno store being put out of business by the internet?

"Jimmy, you can't go play with your friends until you've finished stacking all the All-Anal-Action..."
"I'm sick of all-anal-action!"
"Watch your mouth young man! Why, this store was started by your grandpappy as nothing but a hole in a log...and all-anal-action bought you that bike of yours..."

[Todd]

I heard that C-SPAN is changing its graphic they show when a vote is going on from

NV Yea Nay

to

MIO Yea Nay.

MIO, of course, being "Masturbating in Office." The original idea was ROO, Rubbing One Out, but the Congressional Women's Caucus complained that the terminology implied male masturbation.