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When 'My Jaw Is Tired' Doesn't Cut It

Jacob Sullum | 9.19.2006 6:28 PM

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Jacob Sullum is a senior editor at Reason. He is the author, most recently, of Beyond Control: Drug Prohibition, Gun Regulation, and the Search for Sensible Alternatives (Prometheus Books).

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