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Discordians from Outer Space

Jesse Walker | 9.14.2006 2:18 PM

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The semi-planet nicknamed Xena now has an official moniker: Eris.

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Jesse Walker is books editor at Reason and the author of Rebels on the Air and The United States of Paranoia.

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  1. Karen   19 years ago

    Obviously the Goddess was annoyed at being ignored for so long and therefore inspired the astronomer's union to demote Pluto. Maybe now that she has her own, well, whatever it is, she'll let Pluto be a planet again.

  2. Todd   19 years ago

    With such a stupid name, no wonder they wouldn't make it a real planet.

  3. Aresen   19 years ago

    Eris - Goddess of Discord & Strife.

    At last Reasonoids have a Deity to worship!

  4. fishfry   19 years ago

    Greetings Earthlings, from the planet Fluffy.

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/09/14/national/w080628D89.DTL

  5. Akira MacKenzie   19 years ago

    Personally, I think Persephone would have been more apropos considering Greco-Roman mythology.

    Oh well...

    HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!!!

    Now bow down before she sends you to the Puppet Dimension!

  6. Pro Libertate   19 years ago

    Akira, "Proserpina" would be better, given the Roman god naming conventions used for the "planets". Frankly, I prefer the Greek names as a general rule, though I don't want to rename the planets at this point. Zeus knows that the Earth trembled and tottered with the demotion of poor Pluto.

  7. Deus ex Machina   19 years ago

    There already is an asteriod named Persephone.

    I guess the guys at Universal didn't pony up enough money to beat the Cartoon Network for the naming rights.

  8. kevrob   19 years ago

    L. Neil Smith must be chuckling. He wrote a couple of stories set on an "asteroid" called 5023 Eris, collected as Forge Of The Elders.

    An anonymous /.er came up with this:

    Xena>Lucy Lawless>Goddess of Lawlesssness>Eris

    Clever, even if it isn't true.

    399 Persephone is a RL "Main Belt" asteroid, BTW.

    Kevin

  9. Ron Hardin   19 years ago

    It's an obvious play for a planet palendrome of some kind.

    Sex education advice : Sire not on Eris.

  10. hale   19 years ago

    This is deeply disappointing to me. I was hoping that they would actually continue in the tradition begun with "Xena" by giving dwarf planets the names of campy pop culture phenomena. This would serve both to emphasize how generally unremarkable dwarf planets are, as well as saving the nifty mythological names for actual planets that we might conceivably have actual reasons to actually talk about. Actually, now that I think of it, Xena may be entirely too important a reference to waste on a crap planet like UB313.

  11. Akira MacKenzie   19 years ago

    Looks like DeM and I watch the same cartoons.

  12. treefroggy   19 years ago

    Xena>Lucy Lawless>Goddess of Lawlesssness>Eris

    Clever, even if it isn't true.
    -----------------------------------------
    Actually, it's pretty close. Dysnomia was the daughter of Eris, and she, Dysnomia, is the "spitit of lawlessness".

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