Best Onion Story I've Read in a While
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how many have you read in a whole?
The business story below that about "Casino Has Great Night" is pretty goddamn funny too.
you need to get a real job man.
Looks like for once The Onion imitates real life, instead of the rather disturbing trend of it being the other way around.
Remember the video of the DEA agent who negligently shot himself in front of a room full of school kids?
Yeah. He filed a lawsuit wherein he claimed that "the clip's recent airing on popular television shows and via the Internet as the reason he can no longer work undercover."
Looks like for once The Onion imitates real life, instead of the rather disturbing trend of it being the other way around.
Remember the video of the DEA agent who negligently shot himself in front of a room full of school kids?
Yeah. He filed a lawsuit wherein he claimed that "the clip's recent airing on popular television shows and via the Internet as the reason he can no longer work undercover."
I wish all DEA agents had their covers blown....