A Reminder: Still Guest-Blogging at Wonkette


Yes, like an Elvis impersonator, I'll be at Wonkette all goddamned week long. So come on by and catch the show. All of my posts are signed, too, so every stupid joke I make and thing I say will be easily traceable when I decide to run for dog catcher of Nome, Alaska in the not-to-distant future.


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  1. You’re pretty much on your own over there, buddy. I don’t have enough time in my life for that site, I’m all grown up now. Look forward to seeing you back here next week.

  2. I, for one, am impressed that Mr. Gillespie is correct that there actually is a more-or-less well known blog site with a server that sucks worse than Hit & Run’s. What are they using over there — a Timex Sinclair 1000?

  3. Against my better judgement, I went over to Wonkette after I posted to make sure my opinion about the site were still valid (I hadn’t been there in a while, and things can and do change). The three most recent entries at Wonkette are:

    1) Poppycock and Shit, Or, a Short History of Cussing in the Wash Post

    2) Is Hillary Running a Political Whorehouse?

    3) Washington ‘Post’ Gives a Shit, Withholds Asshole

    Nick, come back.

  4. At Wonkette? Hope you brought lots of purell and wet wipes

  5. Looking forward to next month’s Reason, a very special all-assfucking edition.

  6. Josh,
    Now that you mention it, Reason has been neglecting Buttsex. An assfucking issue would make a suitable correction to the situation. I nominate the Senator from Pennsylvania for the cover.

  7. Nick,
    Just got off the phone with Frank Murkowski. He said the dog catcher position is open. He also said it will be a cold day in ANWR’s ass before you get it.

  8. We need libertarian dog catchers.

    Run on “A stray dog is not an emergency. Only problem dogs are. That’s very few of them.”

    Dogs get to do their stuff in adopting a family.

    It starts when they put out a little food for the poor thing, and soon he has a home.

    What’s left is problem dogs, and those the dog catcher takes care of.

    No big shelters needed.

  9. Why is it that libertarians come up with the best headlines?

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