Reason in Amsterdam featuring Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Aug. 23-26


Call it a sad commentary, call it the triumph of satire—either way, the most cutting take on our current Mexican immigration debate happened in South Park's season 8 episode "Goobacks." A portal to the future has opened up near a Colorado highway, and impoverished, non-English speaking future humans start flooding through the portal to take jobs in South Park.

When low wage work goes to the "Goobacks"—nicknamed for the ectoplasmic goo they carry through the portal—irate blue-collar workers demand that they get kicked out of town. The only way the town and media interpret the debate is between the angry white workers, led by a guy named Darryl and his friends, and namby-pamby ex-hippies, who say it's America's fault that the future sucks so bad and that people born then want to travel to the 21st century for work. Bill O'Reilly books the two sides for a debate that should sound familiar to Reason readers. (The degenerating argument of the hawks should sound familiar, that is; the liberal hippie douche is the guy the networks book when they don't want to hear the libertarian perspective.)

BILL O'REILLY: Now, pissed-off redneck, you say we shouldn't allow anyone else through the time portal, alright?

DARRYL WEATHERS: You're Goddamned right! These people from the future are takin' all the work away from us decent present-day Americans! They took our jobs!

SKYNARD MAN: They took our jobs!

DARRYL WEATHERS: Those jobs belong to people from the present!

BILL O'REILLY: Alright. What say you, aging hippie liberal douche?

DOUCHE: Heh, it's typical for conservative rednecks like these to view the immigrants as the problem, heh, but really, the problem is America. It is our greedy multinational corporations that keep everyone else in poverty. Your ancestors came to America as immigrants. What right do you have to turn these people away?

BILL O'REILLY: Alright, redneck, your rebuttal?

DARRYL WEATHERS: They took our jobs!

SKYNARD MAN: They took our jobs!

STOUT MAN: Too-kourderb!

If you join Reason in Amsterdam at the end of August, you can meet Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creator of this and the rest of South Park's 100+ episodes. Also in attendence: Andrew Sullivan, Reason Senior Editor and Saying Yes: In Defense of Drug Use author Jacob Sullum, Andrei Illarionov (former economic advisor to Vladimir Putin), Mart Laar (former prime minister of Estonia), and Reason Editor-in-Chief Nick Gillespie.

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