Objective Tomatoes at the Fountainhead Cafe

Residents of what Ayn Rand thought was the greatest city on Earth, take note: an explicitly Objectivist cafe (vegetarian–not sure Ms. Rand would have approved) has opened on West 10th Street in Manhattan–the Fountainhead Cafe. The carrot and ginger juice is named for the orange-haired Howard Roark. Please make sure your orders are rational choices in accord with your nature, not mere free-floating whims of the moment.

[Hat tip: Michael Malice.]