Really, We Just Burn It For The Articles

The launch of the most boring skin mag ever—an edition of Playboy purged of nudity to jive with pornography codes—is still raising hackles in Indonesia. The wonderfully Python-esque Islamic Defenders' Front has issued vague threats about what the magazine's editors should expect.

"According to our commitment, if they don't withdraw it then we will act in our own way, the forceful way. Our crew will clearly hound the editors … We even oppose the name Playboy."

Indonesia's Information Minister was quick to say the name "Playboy" is not, in itself, a violation of the pornography code.