Put Down the Note and Step Away From the Girl

A second-grader in Lorain, Ohio, is subject to "emergency removal" from school for "sexual harassment during gym." The (permanent?) record of the incident notes that the boy "admits to writing notes saying 'I love you' and giving them to a student.'' He may also have touched her butt, although his mother says the school simply assumed he was guilty because of his paper trail.

[Thanks to Mark Lambert for the tip.]