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Can the commenter who posts under the name "Randolph Carter" shoot me an e-mail?

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  1. Uh oh. Someone’s in trouble.
    Been peeing in the endless pool gain, have we?

  2. That’s uh…curious.

  3. No, I don’t think Randolph’s in trouble. I believe Julian is simply searching for the Unkown Kadath.

  4. No, I don’t think Randolph’s in trouble. I believe Julian is simply searching for the Unknown Kadath.

  5. Off topic:
    Julian Sanchez is an anagram for Cajuns Hail Zen.
    That is all.

  6. Can we now say that Randolph is answering the Call of Cthulian?

  7. Shall Randolph make a statement?

  8. He forgot to renew his subscription so out come the rubber truncheons?

  9. That’s like your teacher announcing to the class that she’d like you to stick around after the bell rings. Randolph’s in fucking trouble. Let’s peek through the windows outside and see what Julian does to him.

  10. At least I don’t have to report to Jack Bauer for interrogation

  11. “I’m Randolph Carter”

  12. “Julian Sanchez is an anagram for Cajuns Hail Zen.”

    Long day at work, eh?

  13. I’m Sparticus… er, Randolph Carter!

  14. RC: Don’t answer that summons!

    To Whom it May Concern: I consider all reading of this post to be besmirching my client. Stop reading. Now. Stop. You’re not listening to me.

    Okay. You’re soooo sued.

  15. mediageek,

    Not necessarily. Go to the Internet Anagram Server.

    JANE HAULS ZINC

  16. I just anagramed my nom de plume. Disturbing. Here are some (there are hundreds):

    A BITTERER POL
    A REBEL TIT PRO
    A BEER TRIP LOT
    A BILE PER TORT
    A BRIE PLOTTER
    A BITTER LOPER
    A BORE PRE TILT
    A REB PLOTTER I
    PORTABLE TIRE
    LIBERATE PORT
    ALBEIT ERR OPT
    ABLE PERT RIOT
    BLOATER TRIPE
    BRAT ELITE PRO

  17. I’m Randolph Carter. And my wife is, too.

  18. You think you have it rough:
    My real name, scrambled is:
    I MAKE JELLY.

    So fuck you people! *sniff* FUCK you! You don’t know what it’s like to be me. I’m a fucking JELLYMAKER!

  19. Ooh, Pro Libertate!

    You’re a TIT PRO, too? Dude, I do tits out West. It’s booming out here. You can get up to $28 an hour, depending on the tit harvest.
    If you’re looking for more tit work, we could always use an extra hand out here.

  20. joe, I served with Randolph Carter. I knew Randolph Carter. Randolph Carter was a friend of mine. joe, you’re no Randolph Carter.

  21. J.K.,

    It would be more apropos if I were, say, a plastic surgeon. Though the “rebel” moniker could work for me as a southerner or as a libertarian, I suppose. I did have a buried thread conversation with one of our female posters on breasts, but that wasn’t a professional discussion, nor was I particularly rebellious šŸ™‚ Oh, and it wasn’t THAT kind of discussion for our disproportionately high number of perverted commenters.

    Of the ones listed, I think I like either “A Reb Plotter I” or “Brat Elite Pro”. “Liberate Port” might’ve been good if I had been on the Jennifer side of the Dubai Ports’ debate.

  22. Ok,I’m seriously lost here. What’s the import of this thread? What motivated it?

  23. Apparently Julian needs to get in touch with Randolph Carter.

  24. It can’t be that simple. Come on you guys; tell me. If I think that I don’t understand something I become mentally unstable.

  25. Ahhh!

  26. Taking my medication…

  27. Calling my therapist!

  28. You jerks are just doing this shit to play with my mind. I’m outa here, assholes and I’m never coming back. Next time go fuck with your own minds!

  29. So, LIBERATE PORT, what do you think about the DPW scandal?

  30. Rick Barton,

    I think when Julian said, “Randolph Carter”, he actually meant me. So what can I do ya for, Julian?

  31. Let me tell you something about Randolph Carter. He’s a loose cannon. He’s out of control. Randolph Carter doesn’t care about anybody but himself and his own schemes. He’s just using you. You were once a promising agent. Know what your reputation is now? Randolph Carter’s lapdog. And let me tell you something else about Randolph Carter: He’s going down. If you’re smart, you won’t let him take you down with him.

  32. Let’s Immanentize the Eschaton!

  33. Let me tell you something about the Eschaton. He’s a loose cannon. He’s out of control. The Eschaton doesn’t care about anybody but himself and his own schemes. He’s just using you. You were once a promising agent. Know what your reputation is now? The Eschaton’s lapdog. And let me tell you something else about the Eschaton: We’re going to immanentize his ass. He’s going down. If you’re smart, you won’t let him take you down with him.

  34. Maybe Julian just misses Randolph. I searched all the comments from March, and no Randolph Carter ever posted.

    There were, however, three references to President Carter and one comment from “D.I. Carter”.

    I was on the phone, and I had nothing better to do. Leave me alone.

  35. Well, if you really want to know about Jack Bauer and all…

    Jack Bauer. Strictly a pain in the ass. He was always saying, “I don’t have time to explain. You’ll just have to trust me on this.” As if he was so terribly important and busy and all, and didn’t have time to explain himself to the rest of us. Very big deal. As if the rest of us weren’t doing anything important — just fighting terrorism and all. He was kind of a crumby bastard, if you want to know the truth. And you know what I really hated about old Bauer? What I really hated was when he’d come to your desk, carrying his stupid coffee cup, and say he needed a favor getting out of the agency lockdown and all, with this very intense, sincere look on his stupid moron face. Strictly phony. Or else, sometimes, he’d try to act all nonchalant about it, and then he’d yawn. When somebody asks you a favor and acts like they’re so bored by it — that just kills me. Jack Bauer was a very conceited, self-centered guy, actually. He really was. He was also kind of a loose cannon, if you want to know the truth.

  36. Well, I was thinking of getting a new posting name.

    Instead I got a story:
    Gin I Lust
    Glut I Sin

  37. According to the “Authentic Indian Name Generator” at http://www.aspalta.cbc.ca/deaddog_asp/ain.asp, Randolph Carter’s indian name is “Randolph Pious Pullover.” Just in case it helps.

  38. Of course, Julian’s indian name is “Martin Cool Blue Duckling.”

  39. Wow. For the curious: One of “Randolph”‘s comments from a while back made me think he might be able to help me out with a Citing I was working on this morning–which he was. That’s all.

  40. Using Lit/Gin I Lust/Glut I Sin: Well, I was thinking of getting a new posting name.

    What, are you getting tired of new posters asking about your cunning?

  41. Eh, well I’m likely to have a new email soon anyway. It’s good to reinvent yourself every couple of years…

    Vodka sounds yummy about now!

  42. Mr. Sanchez,

    Thank you very much. Rick is now under sedation and resting comfortably. I fully expect him to rejoin you all after he wakes up.

  43. smacky,

    You were being “inventive” in an effort to rescue me from my delirium, weren’t you? I appreciate it. That was very kind of you.

    BTW, has anyone ever said to you: “Well, you da smacky, I da smacker”?

    I just did…

  44. “Wow. For the curious: One of “Randolph”‘s comments from a while back made me think he might be able to help me out with a Citing I was working on this morning–which he was. That’s all.”

    Julian,
    We have a seriously sensitive bobber here on H&R. Don’t be jerkin’ it willy-nilly.

  45. they got me… tell the world my story!

  46. “Well, you da smacky, I da smacker”

    Rickie,
    Being the bottom is not as bad as it’s cracked up to be.

  47. BTW, Bleg? Perhaps a melding of blog and beg.

  48. BTW, Bleg? Perhaps a melding of blog and beg.

    Yep. I had to look it up myself. This was the first response to a Google of “bleg.”

    they got me… tell the world my story!

    LOL.

  49. Julian,

    Why don’t you just admit that you got a National Security Letter about one of the posters?

    Oh, that’s right, you’re not allowed to.

    Ha! Ha!

    Agent X

  50. Stevo Darkly/Vodka Styler,

    I conjectured right then!

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