Who Will Be the Next Tom DeLay (and Will He Also Get His Hair Greased at JiffyLube)?

Former Reason intern and occasional contributor Jeremy Lott discusses the likely Tom DeLay replacements in the New York Press.

In Lott's read, Roy Blunt of Missouri (the "Warm Beer State") is the Tortoise, Ohio's John Boehner is the Hare, and Arizona's John Shadegg is the Square. All of America, needless to say, is the Loser.

Whole thing here.

Shot of Tom DeLay promiscuously parting hair on either side of scalp here.