The Only Place You Can Find A Main Street These Days Is In Disneyland—And Just Try To Buy A Gun There!

Arrested Development will probably be cancelled this season, which means we'll soon see a dropoff in the number of articles telling us what boobs we are for not appreciating that heavy-handed, relentlessly unfunny show and an increase in the number of articles telling us what boobs we were for not appreciating that heavy-handed, relentlessly unfunny show. If you really care about good writing and sophisticated satire, there's something much sadder to fret about: Mike Judge says this will be the last year of King of the Hill. Enjoy it while it's still around -- and while it isn't being preempted by football.