My ($595) Dinner With Novak

Sydney "Killing Fields" Schanberg reports that Bob Novak is offering a "confidential" session with his own bad self and other members of the Beltway elite, "100% off the record," for the low low price of $595. From the invite:

Dear friend, When was the last time you sat in a room just a few feet from the likes of Vice President Cheney or Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, asked a question and got a straightforward answer? […]

Each speaker speaks briefly about the issues of the day, then opens the floor to questions–any questions. The answers are frank and open, because there are no reporters.

I'll say. (Link via Romenesko.)