My ($595) Dinner With Novak

Sydney "Killing Fields" Schanberg reports that Bob Novak is offering a "confidential" session with his own bad self and other members of the Beltway elite, "100% off the record," for the low low price of $595. From the invite:

Dear friend, When was the last time you sat in a room just a few feet from the likes of Vice President Cheney or Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, asked a question and got a straightforward answer? […]

Each speaker speaks briefly about the issues of the day, then opens the floor to questions--any questions. The answers are frank and open, because there are no reporters.

I'll say. (Link via Romenesko.)