With Easter Sunday around the corner, it's time for Time and Newsweek to take a break from cutting-edge dinosaur-disaster cover stories and throw some religion at us.
Time's March 21 ish features a shot of she-who-was-assumed-body-and-soul with the crown-of-thorns-painful headline, "Hail, Mary."
Newsweek dares to ask "how did a Jewish prophet come to be seen as the Christian savior"?
But did the dinosaurs believe in God? Maybe we'll find out next Easter…