The Balls of Rhymney
Just when Welsh jokes were as played out as the Big Pit at Blaenavon, comes this tale of regional pride gone horribly, horribly wrong:
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.
Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.
Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.
But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.
Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.
Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.
The really strange--and yet somehow perfectly understandable--part of it all, of course, is that this came after Wales won.
Listen to appropriately snipped Windows Media version of "Bells of Rhymney" here. Read lyrics here.
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He's probably better off without the balls. One less moron is contributing to the gene pool.
Wow, didn't some show on Comedy Central do a sketch where, after the Red Sox won the World Series, someone came to Denis Leary's house and insisted on cutting off his left ### in accordance with what he had promised?
Twba, you sure got that right!
An impressive display of willpower, at least.
But also natural selection at work.
You guys are horrible! Didn't you know he's a victim of a society that holds the Welshman down? He is to be pitied not laughed at.
Everyone knows that only rich Republicans can be held accountable for their actions, you heartless f*cks!
Perhaps he saved his balls in a jar. What a nice addition to the bric-a-brac on the mantle.
Unstated but implied is that at least he could find his ass with both hands. That counts for something.
And the Darwin Award goes to......
So... how is ~any~ drug more dangerous than alcohol?
Shouldn't that be "BALLS of Rhymney?"
Okay, so now I've read the headline. Never mind.
Welch jokes? Oh, man, have I got a Matt Welch joke for ya...
And the Darwin Award goes to......
You got that right! I'm sure that will be at least in the top three...
"It?s a ghastly place! Gangs of rough, tough, sinewy men roam the Valleys, terrorizing people with their close-harmony singing and you need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place names. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick. You?ll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight!"
Surely Michael Howard could use a pair.
This is one hell of a stupid prank to have to live down. I bet he's going to have to find another bar to drink at.
definitely worth a repeat.
Twba at February 8, 2005 09:16 AM
He's probably better off without the balls. One less moron is contributing to the gene pool.
Dave T. at February 8, 2005 09:59 AM
So... how is ~any~ drug more dangerous than alcohol?
This doesn't surprise me. Most of the Welsh that I know loathe the English.