The White House: Great American Nut Magnet

Officially "re-opened" less than a week, and 1600 Pennsylvania has already attracted a human torch and a fence jumper.

This is a great "fly paper" strategy for dealing with the odd public menace. I applaud the Bush administration's bold efforts and pray we stay the course. Better there than here.

Update: That human torch turns out to be an FBI anti-terror informant. I'm done here. Utterly spent.