I'm Too Sexy for the House

Is your senator hot or not?

Comments

[R C Dean]

Not.

[Joe L.]

If we're discussiong the US Senate, by definition..."NOT!"

[andy]

soooooooooo not...

[joe]

Man, we gots us some ugly-assed Senators.

[mtc]

But the picture of Ted Kennedy as a giant hamburger somehow made it all worthwhile!

[Highway]

If you're talking about my senator, the answer, without going to the site for fear of actually having to see Barbara Mikulski, is an emphatic...

NOOOOOOO! GOD NO!!!! MAKE THE HURTING STOP!!!!

[TWBA]

Who was elected to the Senate for looks not brains?

[TWBA]

John Edwards

[Bob]

Paul Sarbannes looks like the love child of Trent Lott and Bob Byrd.

[Hydroman]

Was that a Michael Moore presentation?
Gun grabbing senators score high----
Zell Miller,the Whig party?
Who did the layover artistry?

[NoStar]

Patty Murray?
Maria Cantwell?

oh yeah, they're hot...NOT!

[Mo]

Wow, Reason Slashdotted the site.

[The Lonewacko Blog]

The site is overloaded so I'm tiding myself over thinking about Nanci Pelosi.

[joe]

Highway, what is UP with Barbara Mikulski? Does she have some kind of syndrome? Did her mother have some kind of exposure during pregnancy? That's just not normal ugly.

[Steve]

mmmm, Stephanie Herseth...

If she's got the ways, I've got the means!

[Brian]

Well, someone ought to mention Mary Landrieu. She's the only Senator who wouldn't necessitate a 12-pack and a paper bag. Make that two paper bags. Plus the accent works. An accent that will make a guy sound like a mouth breathing goober works on a woman.

[Highway]

I tink it's cuz of growin' up in East Bawlmer, hon. Maybe goin' down'te oshin fer a vacation every year.

Anyone who knows a Baltimore accent will be able to hear that perfectly. 🙂

Amazingly, EJ Pipkin, no handsome contest winner himself, managed to find about the worst picture of her I've ever seen, and that's saying something, for a campaign ad against Mikulski. She looked like a mutant bulldog with teased out hair.

Also note that BOTH of Maryland's senators got picked out in a total of 16 comments. For shame...

[R H]

Neither Olympia Snowe or Susan Collins are hot, but they aren't ugly either. I suppose my state could do a lot worse.

[Isaac Bartram]

Either Olympia Snowe used to be pretty hot or she had flattering photos taken. But lately, how can I put this?, she's not exactly aging well.

[agentalbert]

I'd shag Kay Bailey Hutchison.

[Stevo Threadkiller]

Hmmm. That Mary Landrieu is kind of a cutie. For an agent of Our Enemy, the State, that is.

I think I'd enjoy rising up against her.

Ditto for Stephanie Herseth.

Hey! Fundraising idea for the Reason Foundation: Put together and sell a calendar of the hottest babes who are also fairly high-ranking political officials. Call it "Smashing Statists."

RH -- I'm having a hard time finding an image of Susan Collins. Is this her?

[Mo]

Pelosi? Skull mask? Geez, talk about putting the Wacko in Lonewacko. She's one facelift away from a goatee.

Geez, even Boxer and Feinstein are better. Which isn't saying much.

[Andrew Lynch]

You guys are sick! Aren't politics ugly enough? Wouldn't you rather spend your valuable bandwidth on this?

[Joe Majsterski]

Stephanie Herseth (D-SD) in the House is hot.

[Trey]

I used to have a crush on Benazir Bhutho.

http://www.wic.org/bio/bbhutto.htm

[Stevo Threadkiller]

Katherine Harris of Florida is not a senator, so I guess she doesn't qualify. And in most photos her face seems craggier than I like. (Too much sun? Or cigarettes?) But if you squint, her facial structure is basically sound. Plus, there's a pic on the Internet of her sitting on a horse that shows she has a body and half. Ah, here it is:

http://webpages.charter.net/timandlauren/harris.png

I'd be willing to rise up against her, also.

[SR]

Definitely Stephanie Herseth...