Celeb Exodus May Begin (All Praise Bush!)

Remember the ultimate selling point for Bush in 2000?: The promise by Alec Baldwin, David Crosby, Pierre Salinger and a passel of other dwarf stars to leave America 4ever if Bushitler was (s)elected to the White House? If you don't, go here.

And if you do remember that ultra-deep-cover gambit by the GOP, go directly to this National Post story, which suggests--with all the sly, wily indirection that Canadians are famous for--that Robert Redford is looking to move to Ireland to escape a second Bush term. Sadly, the only other celeb mentioned in the story--and the only one to claim he may possibly move--is someone named Steve Crawford.

President Bush, I know we don't agree on anything other than tax cuts (and even on those you were a big pussy). But if you can get the Great Waldo Pepper to fly off for good, I'll promise not to leak word of your secret plan to create a Haliburton-financed theocracy in Rhode Island.