Death Metal icon Pat Boone reaches out.
Owl-Jazeera reporter asks the hard questions.
Young Republicans blow.
"Can you hear me now?"
There is a strong possibility that this gentleman may vote for Bush in November.
Getty Images footwear correspondent Spencer Platt scoops the opposition.
"I want a pair of these so bad it fucking hurts," says Blair.
Do you think that button is big enough?
"ASU! ASU! ASU!"
Not one of the protesters.
(We're beat. Please offer a caption in comments.)
"This still beats a night at the theater."
PHOTOS by Jim Lowney
CAPTIONS by Lowney & Blair