My Name Is Yon Yonson

From Free-Market.net: The city of Madison, Wisconsin is considering following Illinois' lead and banishing Happy Hour. As Paul Lukas noted back on Old '96, the Badger State has steadily been relinquishing its once-proud claim to be the Drinker's Paradise, but maybe it will take some of the sting out of overpriced drafts that this latest effort is being done in the name of that old scoundrel's refuge, the Level Playing Field:

[Alcohol Licensing Review Committee chairman Ken] Kamp said the ban would level the playing field for all bars, since currently only some bars are restricted from offering drink specials as a condition of their liquor license.