Slumber Party
Britney Spears checks into a London hotel and instead of doing something wholesome like watching the Super Bowl half-time show, she calls in some girls and watches porn. Says an MSNBC report, citing the British News of the World tabloid which broke the story (and which may get sued in the process): "Britney and her girlfriends were giggling throughout the flicks."
Boy, read that and now define letdown.
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then the plumber and the pizza delivery boy arrived. . .
Is this Reason's new tabloid sideline?
Who cares what Britney Spears watches?
Dude,
Okay, that was funny ...
DAMN YOU for causing me to click on a link that mentions Star Jones learning to strip!
I have that image burned in my mind now.
Seriously. Not. Cool.
On the other hand, I suppose this could be aversion therapy to teach me not to follow Britany-related links against my better judgement.
Pretty effective, actually. Never mind. Thanks.
SEE! SEE! I told you that filthy lesbian kiss she gave Madonna would lead to more immorality!
You godless libertine/libertarians will reap what ye sow when President Fawell get's into to office. It's only a matter of time...
"DAMN YOU for causing me to click on a link that mentions Star Jones learning to strip!"
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! I can see it, jiggling and pulsating like some Lovecraftian horror! Make it STOP! It tastes like BURNING!
dude: "then the plumber and the pizza delivery boy arrived..."
LOL!
Cue 70's TV crime show guitar: Waher, waher, waher!
I had no idea who star jones was. I wish I never found out.
She's a BIG star.
Star Jones: "I just bought some new shoes."
Really, I didn't know they made Michelins in your size?
Tsk. How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
Two words: Who cares?
Seriously... who really cares what Britney Spears is watching in her hotel room?
We have an out-of-control Attorney General working to turn America into a police state. We have the FCC firing up their own version of the Spanish Inquisition over some sun-shaped pastie. We have runaway spending by both the White House and Congress.
And the media is concerned about what a grown adult is watching in the privacy of her hotel room in another country? WTF???
Re: Star Jones
Give it a rest huh. Yes she's a big woman, so what. Like your head will explode if ever you gazed upon naked rolls of fat. Sure she invites criticism by working in the entertainment industry, but I say she's uglier for being stupid than being fat. There are a lot of overweight people who are neither brainless, nor on television whom never the less are sexual beings. They get the message that they are fat repulsive pigs a hundred times a day. Why do you feel the need to throw such a hissy fit, as if you guys were any great prize yourselves?
But I AM a prize.
I just read that American productivity has dropped. Now I know why.
Funniest. Reason. Thread. Ever.
I just hope not to be around when Jones's hydrogen supply runs out.
Helluva a gravity well.
Warren,
Point well taken, despite my collapsing star joke. I don't like her for what she believes and says, not how much she bends light around her surface.
She has said in her oh so wise manner on that brain-fest, The View, that atheists do not deserve rights, and should be shunned/punished.
Regards,
Steve
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Stupidity is a prerequisite for obesity.
Gah!!! Now I keep seeing Star Jones as one of H.P. Lovecraft's monsters -- tentacles everywhere!!! NO!!!!!!!!! Damn you all!!!!!!
Warning: Tasteless Joke Ahead...
Star Jones: Jabba the Slut.
Thank yew! Thank yeeeeew!
(I'll go away for a bit now.)
Oooooh, MK & A? Seriously twisted. I used to deliver chicken part time, so I would be somewhat familiar with the whole delivery boy scenario
You have been reeled in, hook, line and sinker.
Well, at least she wasn't corrupted by the sight of Janet Jackson's breast. You know, the breast that some boys at the FCC will review about 20 million times.
Thoreau, between the two of us, I'm sure the image has already been accessed more than 20 million times (well, unless you've wisely downloaded the image and made it the wallpaper on your pc...hm...pardon me for a minute).
Guys often chuckle while watching porn in groups, too. Laughter is good cover. "Can I borrow that? My room mate will find it hilarious."
[Kevin Costner in JFK mode]
And gentlemen, here you can distinctly see the booby moving back and to the left.
Again.
Back and to the left.
[/KC mode]
Sex Truck and Double D Housewife? WTF?
I strongly advise against clicking that link. The story immediately below Britney is about Star Jones going to a stripper school. The images of Britney watching porn and Star Jones stripping are competing for control of my conscious mind. Star Jones is winning.
So please, please don't read that MSNBC story. It's truly disturbing.
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