Slumber Party

Britney Spears checks into a London hotel and instead of doing something wholesome like watching the Super Bowl half-time show, she calls in some girls and watches porn. Says an MSNBC report, citing the British News of the World tabloid which broke the story (and which may get sued in the process): "Britney and her girlfriends were giggling throughout the flicks."

Boy, read that and now define letdown.