Melissa Harrington of Lincoln, Nebraska, has been ticketed for violating the city's public nudity regulations when police found photos posted on her website showing the 21-year-old showing off her genetic good fortune in a local bar and several other public places.
That must've been an interesting day at the precinct.
Meyer? What're you doing on your computer there?
Oh, uh, hi Sarge. Just working on a big public nudity collar. Yeah, that's the ticket.