Impaired Judgment

A couple months ago, Seattle voters passed an initiative making marijuana the city's "lowest law-enforcement priority." Despite that, a few hemp connoisseurs have managed to land in jail anyway, thanks to their uncanny ability to flaunt their pastime right in front of the police. For details, read The Stranger's guide to Seattle's dumbest potheads.

My favorite: the woman who attempted to visit a friend in jail while carrying some weed in her backpack.