Geoffrey is a Giraffe…


Geoffrey will make you laugh.

Apparently, with nitrous oxide, airplane glue, or some other naughty inhalant.

Geoffrey is, of course, the Toys 'R' Us mascot. He made the faux pas of sucking helium from a balloon in a recent TV ad, thus drawing the ire of federal drug warriors, who really have too much time on their hands.

??Any portrayal of inhalant use is bad, especially when we're reaching out to younger children who are at most risk of abusing inhalants," Charles Curie, administrator for the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration, said."

"And what did you do during the drug war, Daddy?"

"I busted the chops of fake giraffes, junior."

Whole sad story here.

[Link via Dong Resin's Joint]