Great New Reason to Vote Bustamante

His performance-artist sister once ran a fantastic-looking burlesque act in which Caucasian men would be brought on stage to bite a burrito off her loins to "absolve themselves of 500 years of the white man's guilt."

Comments

[Mark S.]

Quick question: Did this artistic (and I use the term loosely) liberal guilt-trip get NEA funding?

I want my money back.

[cdunlea]

Chew that one over.

[D Lusional]

Shouldn't the headline be Finally a reason...?

[Matt Welch]

From the SF Weekly review (available at the link): "Bustamante skewers chastising feminists, New Age healing rituals, La Raza righteousness, and white guilt simultaneously."

[dhex]

well, what else are you going to do with a burrito strapon? 🙂

[Andrew Lynch]

For every child in California, a burrito!

[Brian]

Now there's someone who actually deserves to be Govenor of California! Is it too late to draft her?

[dude]

I'm pretty weird, but I draw the line at biting strap-on burritos off performance artists.

Wonder what kind it was? Bean? Beef?

Also, looks like a rather puny one there. She should get one from La Bamba - "Burritos as Big as Your Head!"(tm). . . that's enough for a crowd.

[boifromtroy]

La Salsa for lunch anyone?

I've got the burrito pic on my blog...

[mike]

No doubt there's a store in San Francisco that offers a wide variety of comestible strap-ons, catering to all ethnicities.

[Brian Hawkins]

[homer]mmmmm...burrito strap-on...aaaaauuuhhh[/homer]

[Clement Vallandigham]

500 years of benefits from oppressing and exploiting people around the world, plus a tasty burrito as well?

"Here's to 500 more years!!" (Chomp, munch, gulp)

[Douglas Fletcher]

She must be Catholic.

[TomHynes]

Dude:

A little internet research would show that it was a vegan burrito.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2003/09/29/BA266249.DTL

[infamouse]

I could have sworn I'd read that Bustamente is entirely Spanish aka entirely of European descent. So maybe she should bite her own burrito?