Sure Beats the Other Gov. Wilson

Attention Californians: If none of the 135 ballot-qualified candidates for governor float your boat, you can always write in the novelist Robert Anton Wilson, who's just claimed the nomination of the one-man Guns and Dope Party. Upon election, he promises, his first order of business will be to "Fire 33% of the legislature (names selected at random) and replace them with full-grown adult ostriches, whose mysterious and awesome dignity will elevate the suidean barbarity long established there."

I'm not sure what "suidean" means. But I still like the idea.