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Thanks a Lot, Jeff!

Reason Staff | 5.20.2003 3:14 AM

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Couldn't keep your goddamn mouth shut, could you? The nation returns to Orange Alert status.

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  1. JAT   23 years ago

    Behold the power of the blog! Now to do something about income tax withholding....M00-EE HA HA HA HA HAAAA!

  2. dude   23 years ago

    Crap. Well, there goes that post-Iraq stock rally.

    Not to sound cold, well, a little cold maybe, but why do we care if they keep blowing up stuff in Saudi Arabia? (As long as they stay away from the oil wells. . .)

    They don't have the juice to get us anymore, I think.

  3. md   23 years ago

    Famous last words, dude. Along the lines of "I think Jason's really dead this time."

  4. Anonymous   23 years ago

    Great, the "Your-gonna-die-o-meter" is going up.

  5. Anonymous   23 years ago

    Don't blaspheme.

  6. Warren   23 years ago

    blaspheme???
    You mean against Jason?

  7. Lone Star   23 years ago

    Homeland Security yells "Orange" and stocks go south?

    Yeah, like when Greenspan yells "frog" and the market asks "how high?"

  8. Anonymous   23 years ago

    When will we ever learn!

  9. Croesus   23 years ago

    Does anyone take these warnings seriously? I don't.

  10. Russ   23 years ago

    It seems like the average citizen pays about as much attnetion to this stupid system as he does to "Loyalty Day".

  11. Russ   23 years ago

    If I was a terrorist....

    I'd tell all my people to time their attacks the moment after the threat level gets lowered back to yellow.

    Just to be a smart-ass.

  12. A cop   23 years ago

    Russ, you're probably also the kind of guy who'll run a yellow traffic light (or maybe even a red one) -- just to race home, grab the remote and watch commercials, beer in hand. Right?

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