Thanks a Lot, Jeff!

Reason Staff | 5.20.2003 3:14 AM

Couldn't keep your goddamn mouth shut, could you? The nation returns to Orange Alert status.

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JAT 22 years ago

Behold the power of the blog! Now to do something about income tax withholding....M00-EE HA HA HA HA HAAAA!
dude 22 years ago

Crap. Well, there goes that post-Iraq stock rally.

Not to sound cold, well, a little cold maybe, but why do we care if they keep blowing up stuff in Saudi Arabia? (As long as they stay away from the oil wells. . .)

They don't have the juice to get us anymore, I think.
md 22 years ago

Famous last words, dude. Along the lines of "I think Jason's really dead this time."
Anonymous 22 years ago

Great, the "Your-gonna-die-o-meter" is going up.
Anonymous 22 years ago

Don't blaspheme.
Warren 22 years ago

blaspheme???
You mean against Jason?
Lone Star 22 years ago

Homeland Security yells "Orange" and stocks go south?

Yeah, like when Greenspan yells "frog" and the market asks "how high?"
Anonymous 22 years ago

When will we ever learn!
Croesus 22 years ago

Does anyone take these warnings seriously? I don't.
Russ 22 years ago

It seems like the average citizen pays about as much attnetion to this stupid system as he does to "Loyalty Day".
Russ 22 years ago

If I was a terrorist....

I'd tell all my people to time their attacks the moment after the threat level gets lowered back to yellow.

Just to be a smart-ass.
A cop 22 years ago

Russ, you're probably also the kind of guy who'll run a yellow traffic light (or maybe even a red one) -- just to race home, grab the remote and watch commercials, beer in hand. Right?
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